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Evan

stop thinking. feel.

About Me

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Watch the Pink Mindfuck , it will ruin your life. I know, it ruined mine.

MSN Instant Messenger: [email protected]
AOL Instant Messenger: InfernalBritishM

My Interests

SURVEYS ARE BAD FOR YOU KIDS. STOP TAKING SURVEYS.

Music:

Mindless Self Indulgence♥
VNV Nation
X Marks the Pedwalk
The Von Bodies
The Mooney Suzuki
Skinnypuppy
The Misfits
A Perfect Circle
The Dead Kennedies
Tool
Insane Clown Posse (never have retarded children made such good rap!)
Twiztid
Leftover Crack
The Pixies
Fall Out Boy
PANIC! At the disco.
Deftones♥♥
Powerman 5000
Chemical Brothers
Everclear (better emo than anything dashboard could do)
Eisbrecher
Death from Above 1979
System of a Down
Nikkfurie
La Caution
Choking Victim
Nina Simone
The Faint♥

Movies:



Television:

Fuck TV, HOUSE OWNS ALL.House will destroy you for looking at him wrong, and then reassemble you better than you were before, just to add insult to copious injury.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Survivor, Animal Farm, Watership Down, 1984, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Importance of Being Earnest (not a book), various trashy adventure novels

Heroes:



Claus von Stauffenberg

Sometimes the best thing you can do with your life is sacrifice it for what's right.

My Blog

Fuck the moops.

As anyone with a significant friends list has most likely already guessed, this is a blog dealing with the recently controverted myspace group http://groups.myspace.com/fuckthetroops.I refuse to make...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:22:00 PST

Epiphany not included

For any of my friends wondering about me now that I have left, for any myspace peons wondering about the harsh realities of dorm living and college life, listen now and listen well. Regardless of wha...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:55:00 PST

The Wingding Conspiracy

In regards to the following retarded chain bulliten: "1. Open up a blank Word document. 2. Type in Q33 NY in capitals (this is the flight number of the 1st plane to hit the WTC) 3. Highlight it...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Michelle, pause, take a breath and STOP POSTING BULLITENS

I understand that you have an exciting and fun-filled life, unparalleled in the frenetic machine-gun pace of notable events that take place, but you really DO NOT NEED to make a seperate bulliten for ...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bonsai Kittens was old in 1999

On the subject of the petition to close www.bonsaikitten.com that seems to be making it's rounds, I just wanted to let you all know that while the concept of restraining any living thing for it's...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ready to Tanqueray?

So I was watching TV today, which is something I normally wouldnt do, but I was violently ill and mistakenly thought that a little TV would somehow lessen that feeling. So I watch about 6 hours of Kin...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST