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There are 7 kinds of sex:The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.Venom Venom 97% Juggernaut 92% Apocalypse 90% Magneto 78% Dr. Doom 75% Two-Face 68% Dark Phoenix 66% Lex Luthor 60% Catwoman 56% Mr. Freeze 56% Mystique 52% Kingpin 52% The Joker 45% Riddler 42% Green Goblin 36% Poison Ivy 30% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
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Music:

rob zombie, bright eyes, kittie i love kitty!!! and anything else that falls into the catagory of rock or country or techno

Movies:

pretty much anything

Television:



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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 55% Superman 50% Batman 0% Supergirl 0% Wonder Woman 0% Robin 0% Hulk 0% The Flash 0% Green Lantern 0% Catwoman 0% Iron Man 0% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
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i was walking around my place today when i heard commotion from outside and so i went to the window to see what was going on and there is a lil 6 year old girl screaming at her mother to do something ...
Posted by underanubis23 on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:11:00 PST

why must people be so frickin stupid

you know i have relized something latley. why is it all chicks want to be with assholes i mean i just dont get it. why go be with this guy who treats you like shit when you could have a guy that treat...
Posted by underanubis23 on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:46:00 PST

oki just need to vent on this stuff

10 things about myspace that is really bothering me ***ONEthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.***...
Posted by underanubis23 on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:43:00 PST

you guys gotta read this ok

...ok look there are some things i really dont get and im gonna lay em on ya for a sec here ok ...kid rock what is this guys deal his songs blow my 6 year old neice writes better rymes than this guy. ...
Posted by underanubis23 on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:44:00 PST