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MIKE MUTHAFUCKING TANTALIZER

WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

About Me

I LIKE DELICIOUS AND DELECTABLE TREATS. BOTH THE SEXUAL AND EDIBLE KINDS.
You Are a Super Diva
Some may complain about your diva ways, but you brush them off.
You simply demand the best - and there's nothing wrong with that.
Don't stomp on the little people too much though!
You still need them to get to the top. Are You a Diva?
How to make a TRT
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
5 parts ambition
3 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Username:

Personality cocktail
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My Interests

+freedom+ +beauty+ +truth+ +love+

b+d

I'd like to meet:

fancy people o' course!

Music:

The Postal Service. Head Automatica. Muse. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. The Gorillaz. Madonna. Metric. No Doubt. The Distillers. Garbage. Black Eyed Peas. Etc.

Movies:

V for Vendetta. Cyborg 2. Hackers. Without Evidence. Love Is All There Is. Foxfire. Mojave Moon. True Women. Playing God. Gia. Hell's Kitchen. Playing By Heart. Pushing Tin. The Bone Collector. Girl Interrupted. Gone In 60 Seconds. Tomb Raider. Original Sin. Life Or Something Like It. Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life. Beyond Borders. Taking Lives. Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow. Shark Tale. Alexander. Mr and Mrs Smith. Sin City. Phantom of the Opera. Moulin Rouge. Chicago. Romeo + Juliet. Lord of the Rings. Kill Bill. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Indiana Jones. Mean Girls. Run Lola Run. Anything Disney.

Television:

Simple Life
LOST

Books:

Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. Skinny Bitch by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin. Mythologica. Foxfire by Joyce Carol Oates. 1984 by George Orwell. The Banned and the Banished Series by James Clemens. The Darkangel Trilogy by Meredith Ann Pierce. The Edible Woman by Margaret Atwood.

Heroes:

Vaginal fluids. Yeast. Blood Clots. Fine China. Pus-in-Cuts.

My Blog

THE GREATEST STORY THAT TIME HAS EVER TOLD

put me up on a pedestal or drag me down in dirt. says: HOT TOT [ janice! ]  The Saddest Part Of A Broken Heart Isn't The Ending So Much As The Start says: TO TROT put me up on a pedestal or drag ...
Posted by MIKE MUTHAFUCKING TANTALIZER on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:16:00 PST

cyanide + rape = dream

Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be fr...
Posted by MIKE MUTHAFUCKING TANTALIZER on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 08:42:00 PST

Because you love it.

× " B A S I C S " × "Name: Michael Shawn SauderSingle or Taken: Single at the moment, although that may change?Sex: manwhore, hold the whoreBirthday: July 22Sign: Cancer. But I'm on the last day and I...
Posted by MIKE MUTHAFUCKING TANTALIZER on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:18:00 PST

yay fun times :|

1. are you wearing shoes? i wish 2. whats the third letter in your name? either c or k. I can't remember. 3. how old is your pet? like 13 4. what color are ur underwear? grey and black. oooh se...
Posted by MIKE MUTHAFUCKING TANTALIZER on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:56:00 PST

Your Purge of Feelings

1. who are you?  2. are we friends?  3. when and how did we meet?  4. how have i affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. Whats the fondest memory you have of me...
Posted by MIKE MUTHAFUCKING TANTALIZER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST