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...wo-MAN-eater...

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About Me


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HotFreeLayouts I love to laugh. I hate to be tickled. I think I would be lost without music. Im generally a happy person. old people kinda scare me. I love mash potatoe and chicken nugget sandwichs. people tend to think im weird or just bitchy. i normally let them decide. i think im hateful. :) but i swear im just playing around. bugs are gross. and i cant squish them because of the noise of the crunching. Blah i shiver of the thought. im allergic to alcohol so after like 2 beers im shitfaced..but i love to drink on a daily basis..lol..i once had a frog named skwish. But my dog bucket ate him. so he is dead now. I miss him. shiny things are fun. my bed is probably my favorite place in the world. I love to sleep but I dont do it enough. Im in love and always will be.. shes forever in my heart even though shes far away..AKW..I LOVE YOU..lalala and I have alot more to tell you im sure. Im kinda random if you havent figured it out yet..and i like to HUMP things..lots of random things..yep..chronic masturbator..;) definitely an exhibitionist...and a weirdo.. hate when guys beg..its not cute..take what u want..yep..anything else ya wanna know just askkk ....
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My Interests

alcohol boyss cyanide cowboys death faggots freaks feet envy grass girls hoes italians jermaine killing legggggs myself masturbation necrophilia nudists oj simpson pUSSY! pedofiles Photography porn (watching and making) quarters rum rapists sexxx stalkers skanks tits unicycles VIRGINS whores xxx movies

I'd like to meet:

you..............and of course my future wife.. CHRISTINA AGULERIA2. ..
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Music:

pretty much like everything..rap is definitely my fave..like country if im drunk...
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Movies:

any porn, all the american pie movies, and scary movie 1&2.

Television:

AQUATEEN HUNGER FORCE FUTURAMA FAMILY GUY LAW AND ORDER FLAVOR OF LOVE DEGRASSI COPS AMERICAS MOST WANTED NEXT PARENTAL CONTROL

Heroes:

hmmm... BILL CLINTON IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE IS THE BIGGEST PIMP OF ALL TIME.. LOL..
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My Blog

EATING PUSSY FOR DUMMIES!!

hey yall get it together..here this might help ya.. im tired of bad sex...and guys thinkin they are doing it so great.. (hint) just because u have a tongue ring and girls fake doesnt mean u know what...
Posted by ...wo-MAN-eater... on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

drunk girls ( aka me)

When girls drink too much.... 1. They have absolutely no idea where their purse is. 2. They believe that dancing with their arms overhead and wiggling their butt while yelling " WOOOOOO...
Posted by ...wo-MAN-eater... on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:30:00 PST

UMM..THIS IS LIFE..I GUESSS

YEP..IM BORED OUTTA MY MIND..WELL KNOW MY PAGE KINDA LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT BE OBSESSED..BUT IM NOT..I SWEAR..JUST CARE ALOT FOR HIM..BUT ANYWAYS YEA THE OLD PAGE WAS A LITTLE OUT THERE AND I GOT TIRED OF...
Posted by ...wo-MAN-eater... on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:19:00 PST