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Kyle

I think the nick name The Man with the 100 lbs Face is something I should strive for

About Me

I have a great sense of direction when it comes to Sonic Adventures. There's a spot on my arm that only grows black hair, but the rest is strawberry blonde. I once pooped INTO my pants behind a tree due to terrible aim. I will play World of Warcraft for hours at a time and lose feeling in my arm. My hands are icy cold in the middle of the day and like soggy sandwich bread in the middle of the night. Teddy Grahams once gave me lockjaw. I wake up happy almost every day. I got a pretty girl to say she loves me, and I fool her into it almost every day.

My Interests

World of Warcraft, Kingdom Hearts, Video games of all shapes sizes and ethnicities, Women's Suffrage, Sperry Topsider shoes, sneaking up on people, making the yummy noise, the dance macabre, lawn gnomes' secrets, the stale booze smell of newly permed hair, permanant oil stains on bedsheets shaped like bodies, free stuff--especially things I don't even want, Expensive stuff I can't and probably never will buy

I'd like to meet:

Sara Lee, Kit Cloudkicker, Danielle Steele. A real life Rocketeer who wears metal helmets and shoots a luger.

Music:

Sonata Arctica, Lady Bugs soundtrack.

Movies:

Teen Wolf, Neverending Stories 1 & 2, not that horrid 3. The Care Bears Movie (which unveiled Bright Heart the raccoon to the unsuspecting world), Angus. And of course Mask.

My Blog

Hallelu!

I never thought I'd see the day. But I have two friends now.
Posted by Kyle on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST