Banned from "Bad Ass" pt deux |
More options for those banned from using the phrase "Bad Ass"
Abominable Ass. "My new phone is sooooooo Abominable Ass".
Awful Anus. "Ali.. that t-shirt is totally Awful Anus".
Beastly Buttocks. ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:31:00 GMT |
Just cause i rock doesnt mean im made outta stone |
Ok then. We all know im kind of a jerk.
At work today my boss told me i was not capable of showing emotion. So.. i started fake crying and he walked off.
Being an asshole is such fun its become...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:43:00 GMT |
They ask me why i always dress in black... |
Because ill do what i fucking want to. I dont always wear black. It just so happens that i wear black most of the time. Plus Johnny Cash always wore black and you guys prolly dont gi...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 15:48:00 GMT |
Fucking Ford Windstars... |
Fucking Ford Windstars. Fucking slow driving mother fuckers. My truck hates them and always wants to crumple them. Windstars are non-driving sons of bitches and must be far away form me at all times. ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 20:03:00 GMT |
Great uses for a megaphone |
TOP USES FOR A MEAGAPHONE (all uses tested and approved by me and JDOGG);1) Talk to your roomate when he/she is in the very next room (works best when they also have a megaphone)2) Scare pedestrians b...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 19:19:00 GMT |
Bad Ass; the phrase i have been banned form |
According to my littlest of sisters... i am no longer allowed to refer to anything as "bad ass" This really gets my goat. ( i am so sick of people stealing by fuckin' goat) Anyway i am now open to sug...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 18:12:00 GMT |
