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Banned from "Bad Ass" pt deux

More options for those banned from using the phrase "Bad Ass" Abominable Ass. "My new phone is sooooooo Abominable Ass". Awful Anus. "Ali.. that t-shirt is totally Awful Anus". Beastly Buttocks. ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:31:00 GMT

Just cause i rock doesnt mean im made outta stone

Ok then. We all know im kind of a jerk. At work today my boss told me i was not capable of showing emotion.  So.. i started fake crying and he walked off. Being an asshole is such fun its become...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:43:00 GMT

They ask me why i always dress in black...

Because ill do what i fucking want to.  I dont always wear black.  It just so happens that i wear black most of the time.  Plus Johnny Cash always wore black and you guys prolly dont gi...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 15:48:00 GMT

Fucking Ford Windstars...

Fucking Ford Windstars. Fucking slow driving mother fuckers. My truck hates them and always wants to crumple them. Windstars are non-driving sons of bitches and must be far away form me at all times. ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 20:03:00 GMT

Great uses for a megaphone

TOP USES FOR A MEAGAPHONE (all uses tested and approved by me and JDOGG);1) Talk to your roomate when he/she is in the very next room (works best when they also have a megaphone)2) Scare pedestrians b...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 19:19:00 GMT

Bad Ass; the phrase i have been banned form

According to my littlest of sisters... i am no longer allowed to refer to anything as "bad ass" This really gets my goat. ( i am so sick of people stealing by fuckin' goat) Anyway i am now open to sug...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 18:12:00 GMT