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Yonni the Berserker

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

With me, what you see is what you get. I'm honest, straightforward caring and loyal. Family and friends are my everything. I don't put up with bullshit, so fuck with me at your own risk.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet you. True story.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

megadeth, pantera, slayer, exodus, iron maiden, motorhead, metallica, children of bodom, dethklok, anphetamekhan, rammstein, white zombie, rob zombie, in flames, slayer string quartet, rebel meets rebel, lynyrd skynyrd, the hollies, blue oyster cult, etc etc

Movies:

all star wars, all jay & silent bob movies, american history x, braveheart, the patriot, red dawn, south park: bigger, longer, & uncut, mr. nice guy, rumble in the bronx, jackie chan's who am i?, harley davidson and the marlboro man, black hawk down, saving private ryan, x-men 1 2 &3, spiderman 1 & 2, hulk, the punisher, the league of extraordinary gentlemen, all of the star trek movies, the scorpion king, lord of the rings trilogy, dr. zhivago, platoon, grumpy old men, fried green tomatoes, angus, varsity blues, & more

Television:

south park, family guy, american dad, blue collar tv, nip/tuck, the simpsons, drawn together, the shield, rescue me, the war at home, titus, happy tree friends, rasslin, scrubs, that 70's show, law and order, csi (vegas, the others suck ass)

Books:

david & leigh eddings, kate elliott, stephen brust, tad williams, michael critchton.

Heroes:

my mom...oh, and batman.

My Blog

the move...

as it turns out, im not gonna be able to make it out to minnesota in august, i wouldve been able to make it except for one small thing...my truck needs a new engine soon, which kills the amout of mone...
Posted by Yonni the Berserker on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:31:00 PST

everyone who knew my mom

..> everyone who knew my mom its hard to believe its almost been 5 years now...weve (almost) all graduated...some of us have kids no...
Posted by Yonni the Berserker on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST

who can answer?

courtney, sara,  and sheri are disqualified from competing....who actually knows my middle name? the first 7 people to answer correctly, in a message sent to my inbox, will be placed in my top 8....
Posted by Yonni the Berserker on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:12:00 PST

Friendly Reminder (and Update)

okay, so it seems i have to remind those of you that im not taking pictures until im in better shape...give me about 2 more months, and youll have awesome pics okay? ive already gone from about 225 to...
Posted by Yonni the Berserker on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

easy riddle...someone should know this

what has one voice, but goes on four legs at dawn, two legs at noon, and three legs at dusk?
Posted by Yonni the Berserker on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:11:00 PST

my friend erin

this: is erin...a lot of you know her as bubbles. shes one of the best people you could ever hope to have as a friend. she will always be there for you when you need her. i only wish more people coul...
Posted by Yonni the Berserker on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:53:00 PST

for shits and giggles

IF WE HAD SEX-ANSWER IF YOU'RE NOT SCARED! If We Had Sex.... GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE SCARED. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS TO DO YOU ! 1. Would y...
Posted by Yonni the Berserker on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

girlfriend application

1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ...
Posted by Yonni the Berserker on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:21:00 PST

de-fatination

last sunday, i weighed 220lbs. i weighed myself this morning, i am now at 213lbs. i have a deadline of my birthday, and ive been doing really well, so i cant wait to see what i get down to by then...i...
Posted by Yonni the Berserker on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:11:00 PST

do-able celebs

i was thinking about this recently, everyone has some celebrity that theyd do, mine would probably be jessica simpson (as long as she wasnt allowed to talk), which ones would you guys choose? dont be ...
Posted by Yonni the Berserker on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST