science

Well where do i begin. my name is Science, i am a scientist. I am extremely well groomed and good looking if youhavent already noticed.
i should be a supermalemodel but i decided to do the music thing on the side when im not outhunting for live sharks off the coast of cancun or handgliding in africa on my off time.
i once saved 10 schoolchildren from a burning library while smoking a parliment non-filter and drinking moonshine from my flask made ofsolid gold and diamonds. By the time i was 3 i had already wrote my own symphony and flew around the world twicebreaking the record for youngest male pilot to do so. i am fluent in 9 languages including pig latin and ebonics. iam also trained in hand to hand combat, brazilian jinjitsu, and thai kickboxing. i once disarmed several nazi spieswith my bare hands and sent them all to the hospital without a scratch on my body. i read 2 books a day. ive writtin200 books since the age 10 and am currently dating 20 women. my pet peves are bad breath and red liquorish. i jogbackwards around the city daily and enjoy surfing the waves twice a week on my hands. i donate to 10 charities amonth. i was elected to run for president in 5 countries last year alone due to my extreme brillance and ethicalmoral character but did not want to get into politics due to religous beliefs. i can read peoples thoughts at willand can see thru walls. i have several publishing companies. a record label, and my own personal cheif whichprepairs any dish i wish to eat at any givin time. my favorites are sushi, ethiopian cusines, french delicaces, andnew york style blueberry cheesecake with vanilla soy milk for a chaser. i have my own farm located in the midwest of the americas where i grow my own organic fruits and vegtables. i alsohave a petting zoo near santa cruz, california, with a lion, zebra, 2 panthers, a rare 2 headed snake, and a gaygiraffe. i have my own clothing line with a line of jackets ive produced which have built in heaters inside the lining, yousimply recharge the thin batteries in the jacket by plugging it into the wall when not in use, it adjust to yourdesired temperature despite the weather from abroad and is rain proof. i also have a shoe line coming out in summer09. the shoes are made of a rare living mineral which can actually clean them selves so you never have to worryabout your pumas getting scuffed. i am the quarterback and safty in a football leage which i started. basketball player with 95% freethrow shootingaverage. i play hockey in the winter and am a professional skateboarder since i was 13. the x games wont even let mecompete because they know ill win. i taught Rodney Mullen most of his tricks and Jamie Thomas how to do handrails. i am also a father of 10 kids, thrice ive gotten girls pregnant by cumming in their mouth. the potency level of mysperm is off the charts. i remember all my past lives and can even see into the future at times. i am still trying to hone in this ability. idesigned my own car with a little help from one of Shelby's sons. it can actually turn in to a boat when you driveonto water with a maximum speed of 80 knots. i was offered to star in the new James Bond movie but did not think the salary was good enough, they wanted me toplay myself. i am in the midst of designing a new cell phone with a friend of mine which has a built in 2 inch woofer by bose andcan stream live audio from any source. Made mainly with the active music producer in mind. im also designing a boom box which actually turns into a live robot with a fully automated voice activation responsemechanism chip built in by yamaha. i have mastered the art of sex and can actually adjust my penis size to the females body i am engaged in mating with,i have invented several new workable positions that can make a woman have multible orgasms almost instantly. you canfind the book at bordners right now for 21.99 i have produced a half a dozen albums of all genres and am currently in the studio with Madonna, Timbo, and DanRathers. i dont watch tv at all but im writing a tv sitcom right now with Kent Davis which will soon to air on the SciFichannel. check your local listing for more info. i recently purchased property on the moon and mars and am having a team of highly knowledgeable contractors andastronauts build condos in a bio-dome with a beautiful view of the milky way. i m not really supposed to talk aboutthis but the team was recently contacted by an intelligent species of beings located near omega cintauri and rijal4, we will be buying and building on their solar systems as well. i was doing brunch with Gates yesterday and we are teamin up on a project of new touch screen computers that canfold up into the size of a wallet yet have a xaybyte hard drive and run a 8 gbs of ram. i have two 5 diamond hotels in vegas which are currently booked out on every big holiday until 2104. if you want toreserve a room for your grandchildren you should call now. My favorite cereal is Golden Grams, i dont know why, it taste so good. I offered to buy the cereal company yet theyrefused because i was gonna rename it Sci's Grams. They thought it sounded like a drug company and refused. I dontdo drugs, i used to a lot but stopped several years ago because i ate to many mushrooms and time froze. i thought iwas gonna be stuck in a unmoving, nontime dimension for the rest of my existence. I also was having outta-bodyexperiences against my will which i couldnt control and i swear the FBI knew about it and sent 2 carloads ofhenchmen to assassinate me. Luckily my trusty body guard Jesse(i havent forgot about you!) was waiting out side thehouse i was high at protecting me. i love the 3 stooges and the Munsters. I used to watch them every sat morning right before i would go out andvolunteer for 3 different human rights organization and conducting my symphs. I loved the 80's and cant wait for the year 2080 so i can relive the 80's again, how am i gonna live that long?thanks for asking. ive invented an all natural pill, well every things natural since everything comes from the earthwhich is nature, which makes all from earth natural. So the pill is synthetic. But it works great. it actually stopsthe aging process. But it only works if you believe its gonna work. I started my own cologne as well made of fresh acai, several cacti species, and coco extract. The faintest smellmakes even a lesbian want to have sex with me, im selling each bottle for 1000 euros here thru myspace and thePantherEntertainment website coming soon. i am extremely attracted to Prostitutes for some odd reason but dont recommend paying money for sex. it messes upthe economy. To me there is just something about a chick that knows shes a whore and doesnt mind. There's to manywomen out there that think they're not whores and actually are just complete no good sluts that swear they're godsgift to men. Sorry, id rather french kiss a hooker. I am a movie buff as well and love watching movies so much im going to be writing a few movies in the very nearfuture, i just been busy lately with everything going on. buy my album Uptown Midnite by the way which was masteredby Big Bass Brian who masters everyones music who is somebody in the industry. I got some other Science albums onthe way as well so just remember the name and not my face cause i might change my face for a while due to a topsecret undercover mission ill be going on which has do with saving planet earth as we know it. i love golf, i love playing it so much i started a golf course which actually opens at nite and is composed ofglowing golf balls and a special glow in the dark non chemical ink called Chameleon which is used to tattoo humansand keep track of fish and other hunted game. i water the entire golf course and trees with a sufficient amount ofthis blacklight ink which makes your golfing adventure different, fun, and pyschedelic. I love egg nog, if egg nog was a woman i would marry her and never cheat on her. i have 21 and 1/2 tattoos which most of them i designed myself due to my extensive art background, i can draw aperfect circle with my bare hands with no vias and sometimes do this to impress young ladies. And older ones too. sorry i didnt tell you more about myself just yet, ill be writing more when i get back from my trip to antarticawhere i heard a new species of whales have been discovered which can actually communicate with humans thru mentaltelepathy, the team of ocean experts called on me for help in translation and verification. thanks for stoppin by this page and stay tuned you funky felines Science Panther Entertainment Organization