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About Me

Married only for a brief moment in time... Divorced for a while. I have two beautiful daughters and two dogs who like to think they are my sons (ok, so they are). I have a degree in Business/Human Resources but what can I say, I gave up the fancy career for my girls. I like all types of people except the fake or judgmental ones. I LOVE tattoos and starbucks coffee(I will take a venti ice coffee with one pump of vanilla, three pumps of classic syrup and half and half cream, please!!!!) Is there a starbucks anonymous? I have a problem!! I love to write, I spend most of my time writing and reading instead of cleaning my house. Go read what I have to say. You might see it in a book someday.. (because it's in the works) Life to me is an adventure and what you make of it. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Money is the root of all evil, but judement holds its hand. I seek the strange and individual type of person who is not affraid to stand up for what they believe. I find humor in most everything. If I could meet anyone it would be Robert Smith (The Cure), ok so I am showing my age, but have loved him since I was a little girl. Roman Dirge - the creator of Lenore. George A. Romero - the Zombie God. (Hey.. I met him and got to hug him and I was all week in the knees! YES!) I wanna meet a faerie...

My Blog

It's Not About Your Butt Crack!

I spelled it Ouji, I know its Ouija.  Seems I sparked curiosity in more then just my kid.  I thought everyone knew what it was.  Most have at least heard about it.   Yes  it is made by Parker Brothe...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:18:00 GMT

The Case In My Hand

I held the case in my hand, perplexed look on my face.  Little voice inside kept saying&.  DONT!.  I put the case down.  I pick it back up.  I walk a short distance.  I put the case down where it d...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:19:00 GMT

"Is That Your Car?"

The last time it snowed like this in the Nashville Tennessee area was around 2003 or 2004.  Cant really remember which year  I just remember not being able to get home.  I never did make it home fro...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:38:00 GMT

Quotable Can Openers In A Bag.. With Some Curly Fries

Unquotable Quotes According to a quote by some guy named Dr. John F. Demarini&. When the voice and visions on the inside become more profound, more clear and loud then the opinions on the outside the...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:45:00 GMT

Machete Santa

Oh the weather outside is frightful&. and I found the cat in my Christmas Tree&. Let it snow, let it snow, let it &.. blow up into a million pieces. Every year in the kitchen window above the sink  M...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:38:00 GMT

If Santa Were a Zombie....

Another year passes before us like unspoken words in a book never to be read.  I once was a rock in which those upon me broke themselves against, yet as 2009 nears a close and jingle bells ring in the...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:01:00 GMT

Thoughts Surrounded by Many Adjectives, Various Adverbs and Some Misplaced Punctuation

What follows is only a few of the things that has gone through the mind of Courtenay at some point in the last two weeks: Those who cant&.will teach or coach. In my years I have heard that saying s...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Aug 2009 14:47:00 GMT

The Adventures of Insomnia Fairy, Mind Racing Goblin and Mr. Flea

Why is it when you are the most exhausted, when you finally try to rest or sleep, it never happens?  At a point when your mind and your body need it the most its like your brain sends out signals to ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 08:51:00 GMT

Spout Some Anger All Together Now....

I have always tried to very careful when posting blogs.  Posting is something I really enjoy doing.  It gives me a chance to explore a more casual form of writing and is such a needed break from forma...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:27:00 GMT

Evil Slugs and Flaming Pockets of Diarrhea

Ultimate Dorkdom can be achieved when you spend a day with me.  The goal is to spend as much time with those who are as clumsy, strange, silly and &.. adventurous as me.  Now one might think that adve...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:50:00 GMT