Bodom [Cage Potato] RIP KG

MOTHAFUCKAAAAAZ!!!!! The names Bodom. Don't fuckin call me Matt. I'll stab your face. I was created 19 years ago. My life story is somewhat like the bible except alot more fun to read. I'm an atheist. I like to fight people. I love Margaritas. I love to get smashed and take my clothes off. If I like you the first time I meet you there's a good chance I want your body. Deal with it. I don't do relationships. Everyone lies, cheats, or steals eventually so fuck yourself. Most girls I date have mental disorders. A typical friday night for me is going to see a romantic movie, then go to a 5star resturaunt in a suit I'm never going to wear again, then watching the sunset and falling asleep in my lovers arms..... NOT! I like to get wasted, cause a scene, make out with someones girlfriend, start a fight, get naked, flip off some strangers, and have crazy sex in the most strangest spot available. I do MMA and Parkour. I'm a party liaison. I bring the noise. I love girls with tattoos and know how to party. Add me I accept everyone but I dont play those stupid myspace apps. Shoot me now. LMFAO is insanely awesomee.
My AIM is BodomTeamFFYL. :)

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