My name is David R. Gregory I am 40 years old. I have a wonderful 17 year old son. I'm still his hero. I just started my own business. I served in the army for 9 years. served in Desert shild/Desert storm. I am loyle to my family & friends and will defend them with my life if need be. I Love children. God has blessed me in many ways & I am thinkful for them all.
I have a black belt in sarcasm. Classes begin next tuesday. lol
A redneck couple had just been married and went to an
expensive hotel for their honeymoon.The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He
said "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin'
night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then
replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears til she gets
use to it"
Daddy LonglegsA father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in
his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through
such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating."Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked."They're mating," her father replied."What do you call the spider on top?" she asked."That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered."So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any
of that brokeback mountain shit in our backyard."
You Are: 60% Dog, 40% Cat
You are a nice blend of cat and dog.
You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful.
And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long.
Are You More Cat or Dog?
You Are 15% Left Brained, 85% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Are You Right or Left Brained?
You Are Spider-Man
Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.
What Superhero Are You?
Your Irish Name Is...
Quinn O'Mahony
What's your Irish Name?
