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a famous person of some sort. that would be cool.
QUOTES
^ things i find amusing ^
"Make heart flutter like beautiful butterfly?" -Marcella
"You're like nicole richie on a freeway." -Ianna
"What's 'black'?" -Sam "It's a color." -Jeff Good.
"I'm Eronious...I'm old..." -Jeff Gross.
"I don't believe he exists." -Jiffy Jeff
"It's like Russia, but with people." -Bus ride Jeff
"We were just talking about this in history." -Byron "Diving boards?" -Ms. Arthur
"Wait...so...there's a dinosaur in my car?" -Raven
"Call!" -Ivy
"No you sick minded person, i was talking about your EYEballs!" -Mom
"All of my fans want my number!" -Hannah "Hun, the only fan you have is the one on your ceiling." -Ianna
"Or you could have a guy driving a golfcart on top of the great wall of china and KILL him when he gets to the end!" -Jeff Good.
"Boinking." -Nicole Mangiola
"Do you remember when all period you went--" -Maddie "SSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" -Me "Yeah, that." -Maddie
"You don't have to watch that part. you can close your eyes and open them when the blood comes." -David
"This... *holds up key*... is a weapon." -Ivy
"its true, dead people aren't sick." -anonymous.
"The answer was massive attack." -Wil Geisler "*one voice* WOO!" -Me
"Where you goin sunshine?" -Mr. Anselmi
"lemon-ooooohs!" -Eva
"NITRO!" -Eva "NOOOOO!" -Kels
"quick change! GYAH! Snap pants! damn shoe!" -Kels, Eva, +Me
"see how awesome i am?" -Ianna *silence* -Me
"woah, she's here? i haven't seen her since thanksgiving!" -Joe "we LIVE together." -Mel
"how high are you?" -Ianna "I'm on the 4 th riser." -Joe
"I-don't-really-care-aoke..." -Ninja
"You know, one of these days my face is gonna be yellow." -Milo "Bruises are blue, you idiot." -Ianna "Yeah, that too. And green.... and brown.... and blue... and black.... and red... and all the colors of the--" -Milo "SHUT UP!" -Ianna
"Dude, you won't believe what just happened! my girlfriend broke up with me, and now she's making out with some guy!!!" -Milo "Uh, sir, this is burger king." "Oh, sorry, wrong speed dial..." -Milo
"Sir, what street are you on?" "Uh, a cement one."
"kalinda. that's my hair." -Maddie "It's pretty." -Me "Stop, stop!" -Maddie *i stop* "yes kalinda, thats my zipper. is it pretty too?" -Maddie "it makes a pretty noise..." -Me
"What does horton hear?! horton hears a WHO! WHOOOOO!!!" -Ivy
"Hi *sticks out hand* I'm stacy." -Me "*takes hand*" -Ianna "*looks at expectantly*" -Me "Oh, you want my name?" -Ianna "Yeah, that would be nice." -Me
"Get it in the hole! Get it in the hole!" -Guy on T.V.
"Trick question!" "False!"
"I HAVE A BROKEN LIMBIC SYSTEM!" -Ianna
"It sounds like there's a little man in my dishwasher with a saxaphone!" -Ianna
"it tells jokes!" -Taku
"that's pretty... not happy." -Me
"knock knock." -Ianna "who's there?" -Me "Frick" -Ianna "Frick who?" -Me "your mom..." -Ianna
"so it was YOU? you got me drunk!" -JK"no man, it wasn't me, it was hayley." -steve-o*i show up* "hey, can you pass the salt?" -Me to JK"dude, who is hayley, how do i kno hayley?" -JK"can you pass th--" -Me"dude, hayley's my girlfriend." -steve-o"you have a girlfriend?!?!?!" -JK"i'll be right back k?" -Me"what? oh ok." -Ianna"course i do, man! she's right here!" -Steve-o"what?" -JK"dude, this is hayley, she's right here, this is HAYLEY!" -steve-o"hayley? *looks at her* im sorry i don't remember you." -JK"*files nails and looks at Ianna* this happens all the time." -Hayley"ya, i noticed that." -Ianna"Wait, so YOU got me drunk!?!?!?!" -JK to Hayley*i come back with something in my hand. i throw it at JK. it hits him on the face*"aww, dude, what the hell! i got mashed potatoes in my eye!! *blinks, looks at me through one eye* ya?" -JK"pass the salt!" -Me"oh, ya, sure, here. *hands it over*" -JK"AHH! *i go away cursing to myself*" -Me
"I need to screw something--NO! NO! I DIDN'T MEAN...!" -Ianna
"SCH! And above you, you'll see the ceiling." -Ianna
"how did you know that?" -Me
"we took all the neccesary precautions!" -Kevin
"so i need to make roughly 35,000 dollars. that'll take me an hour or so... or 5 minutes, depends on how i'm feeling." -Ianna "that's what she said..." -Me
"Oh, oh, your will is too strong! I feel a sudden urge to jump off this terrace!" -Ben/Maddie
*Both jump in car* "Crap." -Ben "What?" -Cayley "Stick shift." -Ben
"Now what?" -Ben "We improvise." -Cayley
"I said it was hypothetical! What part of 'hypothetical' means 'absolutely-totally-positive'?" -Emily
"We're not married, but we're pretty close to it." -Eva "So... you're engaged?" -Me "Yeah, that." -Eva
"maybe the cow can write the pole--no wait! he can't, because he doesn't have aposable thumbs! because he's a mini cow ... from SATAN!!" -Les
"because her school is...giant...bush-wih-purple-berries!" -Ianna
"child, adult male. child, adult male. SYNONYMS!" -Jeff Goodman
"KIDMAN! NICOLE KIDMAN!" -Duffy
"YES! okay... planet we LIVE on... surounding...planet...
PLANET WE LIVE ON! SUROUNDING! GRAVITY! GRAVITY!" -Jeff Goodman
"TIME! TIIIMMEE!" -Maria
"IT WAS ORBIT! HOW DID YOU NOT GET ORBIT!?!?!" -Jeff Goodman, playing Taboo
"CINAMON ROLLS! FALLING OFF YOUR FACE! FALLING...OFF YOUR FACE!!!" -Jeff Goodman
"MINUS ONE!!" -Maria
"IT WAS CRUMBS!" -Jeff Goodman, playing Taboo
"you are my knight in shining armor...but i don't have any armor. i hava a sparkly dress...and a wand...you're a fairy princess, how does that work?" -Me to Maddie