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About Me

WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE HOME OF MISS JANESSA JAYE CHAMPAGNE!
Who is Miss Janessa Jaye Champagne?
I am the Paris Hilton of the North Dakota Jet Set, The Mouth of Moorhead, the Glamazon herself, and Soon-To-Be-Empress of the Known Universe!
I am a drag performance artist and I love bringing my shows to enthusiastic audiences throughout the region. I am also the founder of Champagne Dreams Productions, my production company that works with bars, community groups, and other venues to bring them high quality drag entertainment. We also do by appointment drag delivery services and other entertainment projects. For more information or to inquire about bookings, you can contact me through this site or through my email:
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My performance calendar is located on this page (below the bumper stickers!) and has information about where I will be performing; I also have a fairly active blog with all of my random thoughts and musings, and I will post bulletins about special events or happenings. On top of all that, I'll also throw in some fun pics and videos just to help keep you entertained. No wonder they call me the Multi-Media Attention Whore! And by "they," I mean me.
PLANNING A WEDDING?
Miss Janessa Jaye Champagne is now an ordained member of the clergy (Universal Life Church) and can perform legal wedding ceremonies as well as other commitments and celebrations. Need a little glamour in your life? Let Janessa help you make YOUR special day unforgettable!
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The UPS Man Cometh, or How I Almost Got Arrested for a Microwave Oven

I hope the producers of Bridezillas are eating a big fat plate of crow right now.  As the day of my nutty nuptials gets painfully closer, I find myself horrifyingly close to the edge of what little sa...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 17:46:00 GMT

Return of Bridezilla, or How My Commitment Almost Got Me Committed

Well, come hell or high water, no wardrobe malfunction can stop the inevitable: Miss Janessa Jaye Champagne is about to become an old married lady.  How I came to this spot is anyone's guess, but I ca...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:55:00 GMT

Violent Femme, or the Price of Masculinity

Most of the time, I like to play around with gender.  I like to take things that are super-feminine and combine them with more masculine things; I'll put on a sequin gown and come-fuck-me-shoes, paint...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 11:30:00 GMT

They Love Me, They Just Aren’t IN Love With Me

Thank you to everyone who sent letters and emails and all of your positive wishes...they are very much appreciated!  Unfortunately, BRIDEZILLAS did not decide to cover our wedding after all.  I'm goin...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Stumbling Down Memory Lane

Something must be off in my current pharma-cocktail because lately, for reasons I can't even begin to fathom, I have been in the mood to take long, meandering walks down memory lane.  My most rec...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:50:00 GMT

That’s Why We Can’t Go To Nice Places - Janessa’s Public Misadventures

Ok, so I realized this evening that my two weeks spent on my couch nursing an infection has done absolutely nothing to improve my general disposition.  My leg is still swollen and I have enormous...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:31:00 GMT

Janessa Jaye’s Medical Misadventures

Hey everybody, I hope everyone will have a chance to join us this Saturday, September 6, for CRAZY LOVE Drag Show, 8 pm at Sensations in Grand Forks.  It is our first drag show of the new season ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:46:00 GMT

Like a Prayer, Janessa Style

Have you been planning a wedding or other ceremony, but just feel that your options are just too limited and not nearly glamorous enough?  Never fear, darlings, Janessa is here...or should I say,...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:56:00 GMT

My New Favorite Thing

As I wait for the real magazines to come around and decide that I really am destined to become Empress of the Known Universe, I can at least pretend that I'm an uber-famous celebutante with tons of...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:47:00 GMT

Some Old School GIRL TALK

This is an article that I wrote for GIRL TALK Magazine back in 2004.  Sorry the scan isn't clearer, but I just wanted to share one of the treasures I ran across while cleaning out some of my jun...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:19:00 GMT