I am small and round and mostly brown. I am part sloth, part dormouse and part bear. I would make a good pet for a reclusive cartographer. He could carry me in a sling. I would bump gently up and down on his back. We could climb mountains together. If I had a poncho, we could ford rivers.I wish more people would bring me tea and custard apples. This would speed me in my quest to become spherical.I can write light verse (adorned with embellishing Latin tags) to celebrate or commemorate a variety of occasions - prices and samples on request. Other skills: story-telling, metallurgy, indolence.Usually to be found: drunk.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A spinster who could spin fur into gold. A nomad. A pigeon-fancier. A real king with a proper crown. A breeder of fine wolfhounds. A kickboxer. Someone who is not now, and has never been, a WoW enthusiast.
