About Me
♠ Oi, Brent, my name is Ralf Erlend. I’m 28 years old and live in Trondheim, Norway. I have studied to a masters degree in â€Media, Communication and Information Technology†at NTNU. I was going to deliver the masters degree paper in the spring of 2006. Was.... But due to problems (ok, lazyness - but that's a problem, isn't it?...) i didn’t make the deadline. So now i'm working in the insurance business, and studying part time.
♠ In my spare time i’m spending part of the time with the most beautiful girl in the world, my daughter Leah. I also spend a lot of time hanging with my friends. Partying, listening to music, watching movies, following Liverpool Football Club and Rosenborg Baillklubb, and partying more, are some of the things we do. I play the gitar, but i’m not currently in a band. During next year i want to get the driver's license for motorcycles, and travel to paradise: Anfield!
♠ Well Frank settled down in the Valley and hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wife's forehead, he sold used office furniture out there on San Fernando Road and assumed a $30,000 loan at 15 1/4 % and put down payment on a little two bedroom place, his wife was a spent piece of used jet trash, made good bloody marys, kept her mouth shut most of the time, had a little Chihuahua named Carlos that had some kind of skin disease and was totally blind. They had a thoroughly modern kitchen, self-cleaning oven (the whole bit). Frank drove a little sedan, they were so happy. ♠ One night Frank was on his way home from work, stopped at the liquor store, picked up a couple Mickey's Big Mouths, drank 'em in the car on his way to the Shell station, he got a gallon of gas in a can, drove home, doused everything in the house, torched it, parked across the street, laughing,
watching it burn, all Halloween orange and chimney red, then Frank put on a top forty station, got on the Hollywood Freeway, headed north ♠ Never could stand that dog... ♠
♠ Lady: "Sir, you are drunk"
Winston Churchill: "Madam, you are ugly. And I shall be sober in the morning"
♠ 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, coincedence? I think not...
♠ - Shanks to Tommy Smith: "Get that poof bandage off yer kne, son."
...- Tommy Smith: "But boss, I hurt my knee in the game"
...- Shanks: "WHAT DO YE MEAN "Your knee? It's Liverpool's knee!"
♠ I'm thirsty...more to come!
♠ You want my msn you say...well, then you'll have to ask nice by pressing the msn logo:
♠ And yeah, i've found out that this page is best to visit using firefox...
♠ My daughter is 5 years old. She loves to dance, listen to music, draw, read books, and ride her bike. She's my star, and she know it.
♠ I keep a close watch on this heart of mine - I keep my eyes wide open all the time - I keep the ends out for the tie that binds - Because you're mine, I walk the line ♠ I find it very, very easy to be true - I find myself alone when each day is through - Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you - Because you're mine, I walk the line ♠ As sure as night is dark and day is light - I keep you on my mind both day and night - And happiness I've known proves that it's right - Because you're mine, I walk the line ♠ You've got a way to keep me on your side - You give me cause for love that I can't hide - For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide - Because you're mine, I walk the line ♠ I keep a close watch on this heart of mine - I keep my eyes wide open all the time - I keep the ends out for the tie that binds - Because you're mine, I walk the line ♠
♠ "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die!" ♠
♠ "The Buckshots" ♠
Some memorable quotes from the BBC series "The Office":
David Brent: Look at this - "Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs". Now you do not punish a girl, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.
Gareth: If anything they should be rewarded.
David Brent: No, they should be equal.
Gareth: I can read women. You've got to know their wants and their needs. And that can be anything from making sure she's got enough money to buy groceries each week to making sure she's gratified sexually after intercourse.
David Brent: If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
David Brent: Don't assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
