Dale

DALE
LEVEL: 26
RACE: PANDIMENSIONAL AUTOBOT GEEK
CLASS: NEWTYPE NINJA VIZARD ALCHEMIST FANBOY
ALIGNMENT: INDIFFERENT NEUTRAL
HIT POINTS: 1981 / 2007
MAGIC POINTS: 1981 / 2007
STATUS: SLEEPY/APATHETIC/ BLUE
ULTIMATE ATTACKS: KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND, BLACK HOLE SUN, AND A PERFECT CIRCLE
ALTERNATE FORM: BARON REGIS DESTRO VON DOOM
STRENGTH: IDEAL PLATONIC FRIEND MATERIAL
WEAKNESS: ATTRACTIVE WOMEN, EXTROVERTED WOMEN WITH REALLY POSITIVE AND WARM PERSONALITIES, WOMEN WITH AFROS, AND WOMEN THAT ARE REALLY BRAINY/GEEKY OR GIRL GAMERS
Definition of Dale
Dale. (day ale) [noun]
0) A person with more important things than Myspace to occupy his free time .i.e. a real life.
1) A 26 year old residing in No Place Special, New York.
2) An engineer doing semi-IT work and dreams of being an artist (well writer lately since those Poly CS classes gave me carpal tunnel) .
3) A fanboy that prefers fansub over dubbed versions of animes and reads the original fansub mangas.
4) A scifi fan who follows series such as Star Wars (the novels/comics at least), Star Trek, Stargate SG1, X-Files, and Farscape.
5) A comic book fan that prefers characters that take their own destiny in their hands instead of leaving things to chance, like Alex Wilder.
6) A single guy with the typical Bronx African American taste in women (i.e. Hispanic Women) and may suffer from the Fever.
7) A young man whose romantic endeavors seemed penned by Shakespeare (aka a tragedy). Maybe punishment for some unknown transgression.
8) The asymmetrical opposite of Johnny Depp: essentially wave worthy but unhuggable.
9) Jacen Solo at the Bronx Office (No Light or Dark... only the FORCE).
10) Megatron at the Main Office: ironically sitting near Optimus Prime!
11) A Nice Guy, so ladies feel free to tell me you only dig me as a friend or you consider me a family member. With the nice guy aspect being said: Please do not assume that any of the lovely ladies on my friends pages has the slightest romantic interest in me. Nice guys aren't allowed to play in the mating games (yaay).
12) A January baby that is Easily bored, Fussy, Seldom shows emotions, Takes time to recover when hurt, Sensitive, Down-to-Earth, and Stubborn.
13) Victor Von Doom of Earth 646.
14) Lex Luthor of Earth 715.
15) Mr. T from the A team and I pity the fool!
16) Hiro Nakamura of an alternate Universe (not a hentai though).
17) A former Pro Wrestling fan with undying respect for Rob VanDam, Rey Mysterio Jr, Jeff Hardy, and Mick Foley (the only one that I met in person). These men put their all into every match and are completely fearless when it comes to taking risks!
18) Uatu the Watcher of Earth 118.
19) Donald J. "Donnie" Darko of Earth 111 an introverted paradox of a man.
20) An almost 30 something in search of his raison d’être.
21) Someone that learned the hard way that being a nice guy and kindness are liabilities.
22) An average possibly hapless guy who DOES NOT UNDERSTAND-COMPREHEND-GRASP Most WOMEN .
23) An introverted male attracted to extroverted females (and occasionally introverted females).
24) Apparently cohesive force that is able to bring many people together for a common cause. Seemingly tends to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too. Supposedly a good leader, you are good at inspiring others. Keeps powerful emotions in check, but knows when to emote and when to repress. Strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years. Weakness: Wearing down with too many responsibilities
25) An introspective thinker pondering about the kind of girl you want to marry, who you would walk the whole earth for, that has an attitude is hotter than the earth's core and when she's around nothing else matters.
26) A man that knows that having a handful of real, genuine friends is infinitely greater than knowing a legion of acquaintances. QUALITY OVER QUANTITY every single day
27) He Who Melts In The Sun, He Who Hides In The Sky, He Who That Joined The Cause.
28) The title character of a reality television show/romanitic dark comedy series that centers around a hapless 20 something that ends in weird and insane friendships/relationships/situations with attractive women. NICE GUYS ARE FRACKED! coming this spring on FOX