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About Me

Hmmm....That's a dangerous question. how does one describe themselves without sounding either pompous or pesimistic? It's a slippery slope, for sure. In addition, I think people see them selves much like we view the flame of a candle,... By the time your eyes(or mind, in this case) assimilate the image, it has already changed. But I'll give it a shot. here's what I think is consistently true about me: I don't take myself, or anything else for that matter, too seriously. There can be humor found in any given situation, no matter how off color it maybe to laugh. I am easily amused, but not easily impressed. I love being online, but I'm either introspective enough or stupid enough(the jury's still out) to be entertained with nothing but a pen and paper.Get your own free cool template at getgreatcodes.com

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My Brother has died

This is going to be rough, but all of my friends on MySpace have been so supportive over the last few years.It is with a heavy heart and tear filled eyes that I tell you that my dear brother, Jon, has...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 07:01:00 GMT

Public Warning!!!

Take cover!!! The Invasion of the Blue Haired Boobies is upon us!!!Yes, its Quilters week again, already. For your own safety, if you are anywhere near the Paducah area, stay away from the Wal-Marts...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:30:00 GMT

PARTY TIME!!!! GET YOUR ASSES HERE!!!

I have rule in my life that I try to strictly adhere to: Business before pleasure!  So, before I get to the good part, a quick update is in order.Samantha is still in Vanderbilt undergoing chemo.  Her...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:31:00 GMT

Samantha

Zac was about 9 months old the first time he got sick.  Thirteen years later, I am embarrassed to admit I dont remember exactly if it was the flu, or some other illness that sent his fever spiking to...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 08:35:00 GMT

The Ice Storm, Part 1

I am happy to report that I survived the ice storm!It was the worst disaster I have ever seen. My 6-year-old daughter will be my age before the city looks even remotely like it did before the storm. T...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:26:00 GMT

A Rare Political Aside

Scott McClellan's interview on The Today Show this morning was about as honest as you will ever hear someone in the political arena be about the nature of the political machine. Mr. McClellan stated t...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:48:00 GMT

Time to Shake Things Up a Bit...

I'm so damn bored I am considering getting my nipples pierced. I'm tired of chores, and bills, and the whole Daily Grind! If I have to deal with one more adolescent mini-meltdown, &.one more sibling s...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:08:00 GMT

My Profound Conclusion

It's taken me 35 years to come to this one profound conclusion: The world, and every last person in it, is completely weird, broken, and entirely fucked up!!! And that's what makes life so much fun. ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:51:00 GMT

MAY DAY.....MAY DAY.....I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

For most of us, Spring has sprung, and the long hard winter has passed. Who doesn't feel exhilarated and revived when they see and feel the first warm rays of sun after months of relative isolation, a...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:57:00 GMT

DID I MISS ANYTHING???

WOW!    It's been almost two months since I last blogged.  I think that is the longest I've gone without blogging since I joined MySpace!I am happy to report that I survived Christ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:43:00 GMT