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About Me

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my name is christian. im a single dad. i work for xbox(for now). i have a handsome 12 year old named devan. probably the best thing ive ever done. still working on my plan to take over the world. its a work in progress. im not big on people who lie cheat steal and dont know how to be straight with you. im not big on tweekers either. i like shooting guns and horror movies. i need a midget friend. "baby shoes!" i love dominoes and whiskey. suicide girls and strippers. red meat and cooking with shrooms.~

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

.. MIDGET MALE STRIPPERSits the people id like to forget im more concerned about. i love meeting new people. people that are negative, hateful, vindictive, spiteful, junkies, tweekers, angry drunks, thieves or liars can steer clear of me. we wont get along. i need a woman who can put out a candle from across the room.~
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