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hidoko

Weh. I shuper.

About Me

Being a roadie of L'Arc~en~Ciel. Lil tete says hi. We learn to fly one day. And there were little birdies. hido ish the inventor of "Weh"(c) :-P. If you see any imitations, please be aware that they are Russian spies posing as babies'buttslovin hido's hubbies. ;-)
(Though seriously, I don't really know what to say whenever there's About Me sections to fill out... I mean, my aspiration is to star in porn become a writer, but it's pretty obvious no sane person would ever become a proper one. I try to mask my so-called "Intelligence" with absolute absurdity so that I don't come off sounding prudish. :-P Really, I'm not smart. It's just that there's a lot of dumb people around.)
(Generally speaking, I am not elitist; I just won't add people who can't spell correctly. :-P My religion is Hidoism. It is agnostic and is greatly influenced by Buddhism and Satanism. O_O No, I'm not "evil". I'm just wickeeed. ^_~)
(Oh... I'm a literary junkie. I need intellectual fixes every now and then, but anyone who can discuss sex with me may add me. :-P)
(Okay... What else? Culture is not a limit to me unless you want it to be. In that case, I will kick your sorry ass. :-P Gender doesn't matter, either. You can be an android and I would still want to lick your... Nevermind. That said, Welcome To My World, and have a nice carnivorous day.)
[oh, interaction, how i crave thee!]

My Interests

Waxing lyrical. fontography . Art. Doing nothing. Wallowing in self-pity, as every self-respecting artist and aspiring writer/poet should. XD Did I mention little babies' butts? Oh, and like every self-respecting (riiight...) artist, I'm on deviant art. And like every self-respecting indulgent procrastinator, I'm also on livejournal . Feel free to add me and stuff. I'm not plugging (yeah right...).

I'd like to meet:

Don't ask me what I like. There's a reason I fill out profile pages. Do that and TASTE MY WRATH.

Oh, and here's a self-portrait, since image whores like to post their pictures everywhere. Hey, it's not original, this is a ripoff. (I like satire too. Can you tell? If you can't, you probably are too stupid to understand it, so let me laugh at you..)

Music:

a perfect circle, L'Arc~en~Ciel, TETSU69, hyde, Marilyn Manson, placebo, radiohead, smashing pumpkins, dream theatre, and when I'm feeling even more retarded than usual, scorpions.

Movies:

american history x, battle royale, the hours, wuthering heights, porn ... *cough* I mean, artistic movies.

Television:

Don't watch TV. Not at all. Okay, fine, I like Invader Zim. Invader Zim's the only thing I watch. Happy now? :P

Books:

Coin Locker Babies, Dracula, Winter Birds, Dream Boy, Good Omens, The Truth... wahahaha, any book with *cough* tetsu porn *cough* in it... and of course, Ava M--.

Heroes:

Dave Mckean is GOD. And so is Jhonen Vasquez. Neil gaiman makes a relatively good cookie biscuit. I like Pratchett's sense of humour, but only on certain occasions. Of course, porn star tetsu is my .

My Blog

Amazing how stupid people can be...

A "friend" of mine who studies psychology claims that "There is no disorder; it's just human stupidity". Reading ASH makes me agree with that... Christ... Lots of these people's rants are really re...
Posted by hidoko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Untitled another infinity.

I am tired. White Chrysanthemums smell so beautiful. Like death. I have a crush on this beautiful person. As with most crushes, it's a he, and he's very intelligent, charming, and has a wonderfu...
Posted by hidoko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IIs there a fucking way to disable short cuts on this fucking keyboard? grrr.

*incoherent scream* It's not as if my arm injury isn't painful enough to keep me from typing. ANd then, all I have to do is press a wrong key, before the fucking thing turns to some bloody "shoppin...
Posted by hidoko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

:) snow-cake from beijing.

Dude, I.am.really.happy. :) SOAP's at Shanghai right now and a really close friend of mine is going to see them. If L'Arc ever goes to shanghai, I'll probably swim my way across the ocean. I'm...
Posted by hidoko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*screams*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The suspense is killing me. I need more coffee. Shigoto, shigoto shigotoshigotoshigotoshigotoshigotoshigotoshigotoshigoto. amongst that. A couple o...
Posted by hidoko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mindscratch.

Marilyn Manson's musicscratches the mind-itch.
Posted by hidoko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*forehead->palm* tons. of... stupidity. To cheer me up, I shall compile tracklists! yay!

posted by _sadistikal on LJ community Lesbians: Hi i wuntud tu no if u cud turn gay cuz i wuz thinkunn abowt iyt. mi boyfrend hank is in jale n hi lef me fore sum gai inn dare whu is liek 70. i n...
Posted by hidoko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ryuichi Kawamura should be locked into a monkey cage.

No, really. Ryuichi Kawamura should be locked into a monkey cage. Monkichi Ryuichi should be stopped from writing those melty love songs. O_O And what's up with religion? *raises eyebrows* Bu...
Posted by hidoko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Z?

I needs me some caffeine... Seriously. i know i've prolly said this before, but insomniacs are incredibly misunderstood creatures. Why else am I typing this crap in the middle of the night dawn? ...
Posted by hidoko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random ponderings. :-D *lovelove*

I think certain people on my friend's list are extremely cute. Aside from that, I guess there really isn't anything to say in this entry. Except that...Guys & Girls in cheong sam really turn me on!O_O...
Posted by hidoko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST