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Jack

Captain Kronen, He's a Hero

About Me


um. hi? and stuff.

i'm 22, i'm putting off getting a job, i got a 2.1 BSc, i am local. i play ultima online all the time, on europa shard. i'm the best Kronen. ultima online motherfooking owns WoW. WoW is for nubies, the non-hardcore, the casual player that is totally unworthy of respect. like corky. uo is for the hardcore, for real men who nevertheless still sometimes feel the need to use bagballs.

my guild is BoA , we are a strong bloodline that bow to no one. we are murderers first and foremost - bluebies think they have freedom because they can go to all facets, but they do not have the freedom to attack anyone and everyone. pvp is the reason a boa plays uo. i like the guild known as men. uch are fucking jokes. i hate cocksucking, speedhacking knob jockeys that think they own due to fielding bush dexxers, bok mages, and necromages in conjunction with stupid cheats and ridiculously expensive and powerful event items bought with rl money. rofl. we know you cheat. we have the evidence from vent chats. you twats. Our shard's trashtalk forum .

my pub quiz team is the best pub quiz team, we win a lot. not every time, but often enough. we have never lost a tie breaker, because sarah owns at them. and kronenbourg is ever so tasty when it's free, especially when it's deemed to expensive to be prize beer but best barstaff gives it us anyway. it really, really sucks when the varsity runs out of kron, stella and coors all in one night. fosters and carling are mediocre, i say.

jessica is hot. she wants my babies which is puzzling cos she's so damn hot. there are many hot things in this world. often it's bad to touch hot things, it causes problems.

i ride a motorbike you know. or i did, until the insurance ran out and i don't have the money to renew it.

sara tells me to give her the link to this here place, which i cannot do whilst editing, and so i must go. t'ra lovers!

My Interests

ultima online. other videogames - especially turn based rpgs (ffvii ftw), beer, weed, fantasy/sci fi stuffs.

I'd like to meet:

sexy blondes (jessica), the occasional brunette and red head too. i don't know that i really want to meet famous people, cos tbh i don't think i'd know what to say to them. worlds apart, and all that.

i'd like to meet up with all me mates again some time soon.

Music:

metal and trance/techno. 90s best! djs faith, stel and rei ftw.

Movies:

according to sara, 'err crap ones with angelina jolie'. and alien quadrilogy, event horizon, resident evil series even tho they were shockingly bad, and bond films, and porn films ^^ oh and most of the films i watched at uni the last 3 years.

Television:

desperate housewives (mmmmm), lost, battlestar galactica. countdown!

Books:

farseer trilogy, discworld series, stuff by dave duncan...yuss.

Heroes:

wolverine, the flash. best hero powers! i suppose old school sonic is a hero too, he's quite like flash really. and obviously captain planet. heman used to rock but i think that remake cartoon was utter pish.

My Blog

i miss being 13

when sonic jam came out on the saturn, in 1997, it was so wonderful to have the sonic series on 1 cd with the gorgeous 3d sonic/greenhill-style zone frontend. no matter how hard you try, you can't rec...
Posted by Jack on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

wztfl

we won the quiz, which was nice. i drank beer.  this was also nice. silly people asked for one to complete the sequence beginning UP UP DOWN DOWN.  sonic is far more memorable than konami ga...
Posted by Jack on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:26:00 PST

my tooth hurts

..because half of it is missing :/  behold:   sara and sarah tried to tell me the tooth was all black and decaying, which is obviously bullshit because i understand that cameras never lie.&...
Posted by Jack on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

a note on deathstrikes

in the sexy pictograph of deathstrikage that i posted moments ago, behold the 40 dmg floating near the corpse of necromaniac - that is a result of him running like a sissy from me when i hit him with ...
Posted by Jack on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

DS!DS!

o.O bloggage!  i had blogs on other sites.  and alas, i know not what has become of them.  woe! I be in trouble for making no mention of the DS, therefore i mention it here.  first...
Posted by Jack on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:54:00 PST