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About Me

I have been married for 4 1/2 years to my wife Missy and we have a son Ethan who is 3 1/2, and a lovely daughter Gabriella (Gabby)who was born on Labor Day of last year. I've never been one much for words. What i say is what i mean, I'm a guy. That's what guys do (and fart). I hate this masquerade we live in. We all put on our masks when we wake up, I broke mine long ago. So be real, or leave me alone. Not alot of people like my sense of humor, get over it. Stop worring about what others think and grow up. I sure you all have other things to do so if the need arises, you can find out more about me by, oh, what's that called? oh yeah, talking to me. Peace.
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My Interests

Football, poker (not very good, but like to play), Golf, Skiing, Wave run'n, Movies, stupid internet games, and just about anything else that requires you to drink while doing it.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King Jr., Julia Stiles, Lovie Smith

Music:

a bunch of everything, and a lot of what YOU don't like,... oh and no country, you hick

Movies:

Blazzing Saddles, Passion of the Christ, Red Dawn, Falling Down, Matrix Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Incredibles, All the Starwars Movie, Space Balls, and many others that your not interested in so i'll stop.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, MXC, Heroes, Survivor, Desperate Housewives, Ninja Warrior and of course football (DA BEARS!!!) and anything on the History & Discovery channel

Books:

Bringing down the House and magazines

Heroes:

My dad. My brother Rey, for his power to overcome great adversities, and my cousin danny for his 2 tours in Iraq. And that "some extra baggage" down there, who am i kidding, i'm a fatty! I don't care. My wife is a great cook, and i can't stop eating her food!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ivan
Birthday: July 27, 1976
Birthplace: Waukegan, IL
Current Location: my home office
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Mexican,Salvadorian, and Mayan indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: all day i dream about.......
Your Weakness: my son
Your Fears: losing him
Your Perfect Pizza: meat, lots of it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what's IM?
Thoughts First Waking Up: 10 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: 9-10
Your Most Missed Memory: spending the night at chris's house
Pepsi or Coke: mountain dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: arby's
Single or Group Dates: what a sad society we live in that this question is asked
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: That's BRISK baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe flavored coffee
Do you Smoke: use to
Do you Swear: like a rapper
Do you Sing: like a squirrel caught in a bear trap
Do you Shower Daily: even use deodorant after!
Have you Been in Love: still am
Do you want to go to College: already did
Do you want to get Married: too late
Do you belive in yourself: if i didn't, i wouldn't be here in front of this computer that i bought with the money i worked hard for
Do you get Motion Sickness: i'm not a sally
Do you think you are Attractive: mentally
Are you a Health Freak: freak, yes. health, no.
Do you get along with your Parents: i'm not a teenager
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um, i can't think of stupid comment.........yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: caffine, nicotine, and alchol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: um,......i'm married
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: the only good oreo, is in a shake that keith made
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: not in the past month
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in the past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not since 8th grade
Ever been Drunk: um, death, taxes, me drunk.....
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: drunk, on drugs, on top of a prostitue! With missy in my arms
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: don't care
Weight: 130 LBS. ya gotta have limits
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5
Number of CDs I own: 150+/-
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: to many to care about
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My Blog

Gee--Tar hiro

so my brother gets me guitar hero II for christmas, and I just got around to play'n it this weekend. HOLY SHIT. that game is hard! but that's not say'n much, that coming from i think the least musicly...
Posted by Family Guy on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:25:00 PST

poker

So I go and play poker at a co-workers friends house last night. All his friends think I'm a fish, due to the way I dumped the first time. So a couple of hours into the night, I've tripled up on ...
Posted by Family Guy on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:59:00 PST

DEE DEE DEE

I'm on like stink on shit, now I'm off like a prom dress
Posted by Family Guy on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:07:00 PST