Luscious lovely ladies that are about a size 14, I always need their help moving furniture into my van and then into the concrete pit in my basement. Any big tall blue-eyed blondes that would describe themselves as the "Lumberjack Type"...Mama likes. I'd love to meet a good, openminded photographer who'd be willing to take some new glamour shots of me - mine are so outdated! I KNEW platforms weren't coming back but I posed in them anyway. I'm so naughty. And someone to rake my lawn once a week, who the fuck has time to do that themselves?! I can pay you in erotic photos of myself as well as some pudding cups, I think they're still good.