About Me

IF YOU CAN SEE THIS, THEN YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT ME. I'M SICK, TWISTED, AND GENERALLY DERANGED....BUT VERY PERSONABLE.

The Key Word is Convicted

I LOVE BRUCE CAMPBELL. SHIT....He makes ME want to fucking wear Old Spice!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are candidates for my soylent green experiment or who just enjoy biscuits too. Someone who can teach me how to turn my ideas into reality. Like my cocaine cotton candy revelation (just to see if my theory is correct), or flavoring vicidin by applying a strawberry additive like Pez. Someone who will help me rig a crane to be remote controlled so I can lift and lower it to my coloring book desires. Someone to put Pabst and Pushpops in the basket when I lower it from 200 ft.

Humorously Revised 08/29/06: I'd Like To Meet: People who openly lie, cheat, steal, conspire, and are otherwise the skid marks in the populations collective panties. All you other fucks who are covert-op about being a filthy piece of shit, Fuck you.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 62%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Humanitarian |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity ||| 16%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency ||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Family drive || 10%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Honor |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female Chiche |||||||||||||||| 70%
Thriftiness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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