Chicken George and Dutch Massa grew up right on the corner of Bucky Avenue and Brewster Circle deep in the heart of Mansoda, Alabama. Spending most of their time down at Randy's Rib Shop, they cultivated a sound that is representative of their surroundings. Fueled by chicken, ribs, coller and vitarum, they write songs about what it is to be a Mansoldia.
NUMNUTZ is not just the name of their crew, it is a way of life for them Alabama boyz. Called NUTZ because they so crazy but NUM because they numb to everything around them. They are aware of politics and social issues, yet they choose not only to ignore the world's problems, they laugh at them. As Chicken George once said, "We just tryin to pop off like North Korea!" And he meant it. These boyz are making nuclear size waves on the shores of mansoda, and soon, the rest of the world. Said Dutch Massa, "NUMNUTZ got that recipe fo' the kind of hot sauce that leave yo whole mouth numb. Only thing that gon' make a piece mouth feel better is some dat watamelon ice cream."
And so it goes, alternating between spittin dat hot sauce faya and watta mellin' out like ice cream, NUMNUTZ take an irreconcilable dichotomy and slide between the two concepts with the ease of a switch tracin' on fresh asphault. Smooth like Lionel Simmons. Once New York Producer Ominous B. Lurkin got wind of NUMNUTZ undeniable hotness, he signed them onto his production campany, Government Beats. Numnutz were offered plane tickets up to the rotten apple but declined, adding "we ain't gon' be tracin' yo neck til the whole porch just straight lined wit' trimmins." Ominous agreed to fly down to Mansoda to produce their demo in their home base studio called, "The Fort." Now, having completed a five-song demo, Ominous has been shopping the Mansoda boyz to various labels up north.
Already offered several major deals, the boyz insist that they will not sign to anyone unless the label agrees to "line the whole porch with trimmins." Most of the A&R's don't understand what the boyz are talking about so Chicken and Dutch continue to work on tracks in the Fort, without any major assistance. "We don't need dem comin' up in herr tryina snatch our pieces just cuz they know we got the real meal. We wasn't gon' have the real meal without knowing what we's eatin' on." said Dutch Massa. Chicken George added, "Y'all betta do yo' homework, cuz y'all need us more than we need y'all. already got the switches, the chickens, the hen's and the pointz. All we need is dem trimmin's on da porch. Y'all A&R's betta start playin y'all's position and learning dem math's or dat big catfish in the sky gon' swallow you up before y'all even get down to my neck, ya heard?"
And so Ominous and the boyz keep making tracks, waiting for the A&R's to understand the product. According to Chicken George, "we num to yo' whole shit. you wanna give us dem trimmin's, dat's wass on da grill. if y'all wanna keep tenderfootin' round the backhouse, y'all can eat the little sparrow dat chirps for the time you had." and of course Dutch Massa added, "dat's right, ra, but no heart attacks round hyuh cuz it's all watamelon, waaaaaameeeeeen?"
