Pics and Travelogue (brief) from Europe are up!
Instead of responding to each of the individual e-mails I often receive, please find the below.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What's your name?
A: Bill
Q: Where do you live?
A: Playa Vista, a planned community in Los Angeles with perfectly manicured lawns and housewives.
Q: Why did you move to LA?
A: Hasselhoff.
Q: Where are you from?
A: Philly (Chestnut Hill) and DC (Chantilly, VA).
Q: What do you do for a living?
A: I work in Media with popular consumer products from infant formula to instant breakfast to ice cream. Despite rumors and documentation to the contrary, I am not a pimp nor have I ever served as Jay Wright's personal stylist.
Q: What are you all about?
A: Fitness, nutrition, movies, my friends and family and travel. And ice cream. And cookies. (But only on Sunday nights.)
Q: What are your hobbies?
A: Extreme sports and baking.
Q: Who is your favorite president of all time?
A: Definitely a tie between George Washington and Ronald Reagan.
Q: If you could have dinner with any three people in history, who would they be?
A: The Holy Trinity. But if you don’t count the Holy Spirit as a person, I’ll add David Beckham to the list. If you also don't count God as a person, then I'll add Chubby Checkers, though I'd really prefer not to. He'd eat all the food, hog the conversation...I mean, this could be my only dinner with Jesus, for Christ's sake.
Q: What is your biggest strength?
A: My ability to turn something out of nothing.
Q: Your biggest weakness?
A: Cardio.
Q: Where do you see yourself in five years?
A: The future.
Q: Describe your dream girl?
A: Tall, brunette, bubbly.
Q: Describe your favorite beer.
A: Tall, brunette, bubbly.
Q: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
A: The ability to read entire books in 30 seconds.
Q: What one item would you bring with you to a deserted island?
A: Trick question. If it was in the tropics, then I would bring a pocket fan. Far north enough, probably a coat.
