Hi. Snickers here. You want my story? I own a great house in Seattle. I let the lady that feeds me and lets me outside stay here too. She pays all the bills and cleans up after me - it's a pretty nice setup! Oooh - hang on - squirrel out in the front yard!!! @#)(*$&#@)(*$&#@)($&
So - a normal day for me. I wake up hungry about 4:00 in the morning and go try to get that lady out of bed to feed me. The first couple times I go in there she usually gets mad and makes me lay down again. I don't know what that's all about - all I want to do is eat! But eventually she gives in and feeds me. Then I get to sleep some more. Then I wake up again later and the lady lets me outside. I really like her! Sometimes when I am out there in my backyard, some other dogs have the NERVE to walk by my house. It's unfortunate, but I have to bark really obnoxiously until they leave. The lady sometimes yells at me for that, so maybe I shouldn't be doing it.... After I go back inside, then I get the house to myself for about 8 hours! It's not bad, but I get kinda bored and can't wait for her to come home and play with me!
