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It was long ago on a foreign island, that I was born. The 50's had boasted some great dances in this region. It was there and then that Joseph first saw Mary. That chance meeting would later be the reason for my existence many years later and I was legit. It was the typical late spring day in this land we called Ireland. Mary had just gone into pre-labor and as she was known to do went for a walk by the harbor in Dublin. Her travels took the young expectant mother to the beach along the shore. Late communication got to Joseph, he headed out after Mary, knowing that the strong woman would not accept any help until the very last moments. By the time Joseph found her it was too late for any lenghty walk back to the house. A half hour passed as Mary prepared for the odd birth on the sand with greens plants as the bedding. The darkness was upon them and the fog was coming in quick. It was too late for Joseph to get help, he's only hope is that others would notice their absence. He protected and ready the birth under the powerful light of the lighthouse. It was then that the Three Wise Women entered lead by a German Shepard named Smokey. They had followed the light and found the two. Two grandmothers and an aunt brought the needed materials. One had brought a blanket and drink, another towels, and the youngest one carried fresh water. It was there in the make shift manger that Kevin Patrick would be born to Mary and Joseph. The world wasn't prepared for the changes he would cause.

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People who can laugh as they lose to me. And a poker company that gives out great prizes for free poker. Remember one and all, it's all about giving up your chips for "The Greater Good." Yes, I have a new poker name made just for Holdem Northwest. Thanks Darby!It would be get to meet that soul mate to pine for after I leave this planet, but some say I don't have a soul. So the key thing would be to meet a young woman and not illegally young woman that will share with me with all the comforts that love provides. And then reap the benefits of my untimely death at the age of 58. It will be my one and only heart attack and the insurance will be insane, I'm talking you never have to work a day in your life and you get to be a 35-40 hottie back on the market.Also I want to meet the biggest lobster buffet dripping with butter. Fillet mignon that melts as you chew. Turkey breast falling off the bone with stuffing of the finest breading.Friends with Benefits Wedding

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Six Truths of Life

1. You can not touch all of your top teeth with your tongue.2. All idiots, while reading the First Truth will try it.3. And they will discover that the First Truth is a lie.4. You are smiling now beca...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:26:00 GMT

National Days, who knew?

JANUARYJanuary 1 is &First Foot Day and Z Day January 2 is &Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day January 3 is &Festival of Sleep Day January 4 is &Trivia Day and Humiliation Day Janua...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:58:00 GMT

PROFESSOR'S DEFINITIONS OF A KISS

PROFESSOR'S DEFINITIONS OF A KISS Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:Prof. of Computer Science:A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.Prof. of Algebra:A...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:45:00 GMT

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: NORTH VS. SOUTH

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: NORTH VS. SOUTH WOMEN'S ATTIREUp North: Chapstick in their back pocket and a $20 bill in their front pocket. Down South: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, powder, mascara (wa...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:51:00 GMT

Which line works best?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.Do you know why the sky is so gray? [No, why?] Because all the blue is in your eyes. Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion. I can't find my pu...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:46:00 GMT

Are these jokes sexist?

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.Why do women get married in white?So they match the kitch...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:47:00 GMT

The Northwest's First Free 8x8 Team Hold'em Tournament

holdemnw.comCongratulations to Phillip Meyer on his victory at the first Holdem Northwest Invitational Tournament, held on August 16th at the Dublin Pub. Phil, playing for the Altern 8s team, outlaste...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:17:00 GMT

Did you ever wonder why....

Did you ever wonder why... ...I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ...The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replac...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 13:08:00 GMT

The Hypnotist

He was a wonderful entertainer, the hypnotist. People around the world wondered, "How does he do it?" He played the finest theaters, to the finest audiences in all the finest countries. His artistry w...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:39:00 GMT

May Day Quotes

"If you think you're too small to make a difference, you've obviously never been in bed with a mosquito." - Michelle Walker, artist - "Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does."- William Jam...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:26:00 GMT