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Brian

About Me

Hi, I'm Brian and I'm a photographer by trade and have a clean criminal record and only one speeding ticket which I paid in full in a timely manner. I shave multiple times a week because it's better for my skin to not shave daily, not because I'm lazy or unhygienic. I have irritable bowel syndrome and that's not a joke so please don't make any jokes about it or I'll punch you in the face.My background is an example of my photography. I was going for a slight bleach bypass effect made popular by such Hollywood movies as Saving Private Ryan and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, so please don't look at as a technical error on my part because it was GD stylist choice! MyGen Profile Generator

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The Best Show Ever

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace,  sweet Christ this show is amazing.
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:35:00 GMT

tom green has restored my faith in the internet

What he's doing with his show is so cool it makes me not hate the internet anymore.  Just when I thought that it was going to be swallowed up by untalented retards, like those assholes from bpbp,...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:58:00 GMT

Network is good movie

It just may be one of the best movies I've seen.  If it wasn't suppose to be a comedy in 1976 then it would have been now because it's so accurute to how the world is, I mean wow, you know, ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:12:00 GMT

Assy McGee with a side of Bergson? Coming right up!

Here's the first item or dish.       All right you asked for it now here it is. A little bite of Bergson for all those who, like me, just can't get enough Bergsonian theory from ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:21:00 GMT

An Essay on the Meaning of the Comic by Henri Bergson

Here's a section from Henri Bergson's "An Essay on the Meaning of the Comic" The reason for this is because we don't write any blog ourselves, not because we suck or because we're lazy or anythin...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:51:00 GMT

Bergsonian idea of comedy as a social sanction against inflexive behavior

This is an excerpt from "Star Wars on Trial" it's a boak(sp?) that has a compellation of essays on Star Wars, this one by Adam Roberts "The Joys of Star Wars"       &nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:26:00 GMT

And for the Trifecta of awesome blogs!....

TITS! AND TOSHIRO MIFUNE!!! Try to say this blog sucks! I dare ya' I double dare ya' mother fucker! Say this blog sucks! Oh, and that russian poster says "Are you taking care of your breasts? Hard...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:47:00 GMT

It's time to get serious...

It's time to get serious... About Narcissism, yes narcissism, defined by Wikipedia.org in a really long article that I didn't realize was so long until now -so here's a link, hold on a second I think ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 00:07:00 GMT

Fuck it

Kelsey Grammer wins. another fantastic blog.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:05:00 GMT

Brown Paper Bag up for an Oscar...

...Mayer hot dog, if you're buying! HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:06:00 GMT