Well where do i start, i am a raging alcofrolic i enjoy food sleepin and sex... i love socialising wiv bad company e.g sam 'john rocksteady' hartland, samuel scanlon, thomas'damsk'adamski, jason 'zeus' singh and Maff 'the fat dick' Gilbank. I love football, thats the game n violence... my fave team is Chelsea F.C... hard as fuk the headhunters.... because i was born a spitting distance away from the ground so really im a London Boy with a Yorkshire accent n plus i f00kin hate woolybacks aint that right Noonan u scouse twat yeeeaaaahhh n fuk hairy n all the fukin manc bastard ??? hahahaha hi holme house... The City is mine gyeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh... but they call me mr sexy pants cos i make the beats the bitches dance... check out my boiiiii velocity big things in the makin for him for real!... matty moran i kno u can hear me over in New York i'll be seein ur ass reeeeel soon bruv. sam scanlon i kno u pissed off 2 sheep shaggin land but summertime we will reunite n cos destruction ;) and i cant forget my boi damski ur one lazy cunthole but u r the man... amazin dj!! check out all my boys websites please... wat else can i say im jus ur average joker hu wants 2 poke ya. im jus a flash cockney bastard n i love it... always look after number 1! anyway u like wat u see or u jus wanna holla at me(u like my american slang) free 2 speak p.e.a.c.e KeMp! and one more thing I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND VERY MUCH... love u baby!!! xxxxxx
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Reiss
Birthday: 21st September
Birthplace: london
Current Location: Northallerton
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: im from all over the shot
The Shoes You Wore Today: Kswiss baby!!
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: bein burnt alive
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken ooooorrrrrrrr
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: already achieved holmessss!! ;)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol... fuks that about
Thoughts First Waking Up: go bak 2 bed lad!
Your Best Physical Feature: my eye brows
Your Bedtime: wat about it?
Your Most Missed Memory: the dark ages 15-19 years old... hi scumbag
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: maccy d's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither they both taste of shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: of corse
Do you Swear: a lot
Do you Sing: i try 2... fail miserable
Do you Shower Daily: FACT!
Have you Been in Love: i am in love now
Do you want to go to College: already been shithead
Do you want to get Married: mite do
Do you belive in yourself: absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: fuk dat
Do you think you are Attractive: too rite
Are you a Health Freak: sorta
Do you get along with your Parents: yea i suppose so
Do you like Thunderstorms: orr there gr8.. hi sarcasm
Do you play an Instrument: the bagpipes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not 4 a long while
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not reeli jus gone 2 lunch wiv the wife
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no way
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hmmm no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: countless times
Ever been called a Tease: NEVER
Ever been Beaten up: untouchable...FACT!
Ever Shoplifted: does a mars bar count?
How do you want to Die: havin sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wont get any taller
What country would you most like to Visit: America...MIAMI BABY!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: brunnettes
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: ave 2 be smaller than me
Weight: size 8-12
Best Clothing Style: retro and funky
Number of Drugs I have taken: alot
Number of CDs I own: i dunno
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: this could take a while...
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