You may remember me as the feisty scouse mun who was twice victorious in the epic 90's contest UK Gladiators. My brushes with celebrity have taught me some valuable lessons that I hope to share with everybody. I thought that my celebrity status was assured until the horific series of scandals that plagued all involved with that fateful show. Most famously John Fashanu, driven to madness by his inability to reach the dizzying heights of fame achieved by his idol Chris Agabusi, turned to doging. Ulrika Johnson developed an insatiable addiction to pork products and cock after an emotionally damaging affair with John Anderson. Most shocking and unexpected of all was the discovery of Wesley 'two scoops' Berry face down in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. As these events began to unfold I realised that to avoid a similar fate a move away from the stresses of celebrity life was essential. I am now a professional stunt woman and restraunteur. I also run a small charity helping the 'victims' of Gladiators return to normal life. We have already done great work with Mark Smith (Rhino) and Suzanne Cox (Vogue), Jefferson King (Shadow)has finally recovered from his addiction to 'carry on' films. Most of all we are proud of little Michael Van Wijk (Wolf) who has now stopped trying to sell his bodily fluids on ebay and has come to terms with his non-celebrity status, he vowes too never work in panto again.
