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Mother Fuckin Andy....

doin coke, drink'n beers, drink'n beers beers beers, rollin fatties smokin blunts, who smokes the bl

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Name: Andy
Birth date: aug 1st 1986
Birthplace: Aurora
Current Location: chicago
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Color of the Underwear you're wearing: not wearin any jk black
Right handed or left handed: right
Your Heritage: black from the waste down
Favorite Shirt: either green hollister shirt or pink floyd shirt
Favorite Saying: you mad dog'n me bitch
Favorite Song: hotel california by the eagles
Favorite Band: Pink Floyd
Your weaknesses: im lazy, and id rather drink beer then do most things
Your fears: wake'n up next to a fat chick after a night of drinkin
The perfect pizza: hamburger and canadian bacon with stuff crust
The Goal you would like to achieve this year: get a bad ass car
Most overused phrase or word: fuck
Your first thought after waking up: damn im tired
Your Best Physical feature: i dunno im tall i guess
Time you go to bed: between 1-4 depends on the day
Most missed memory: playin soccer and goin to kaneland
Best friend: reese,alex, barney, mangus, travis, and mas
Worst ememy: tony danza
Favorite vacation spot: colorado or gulf shores
Pepsi or Coke: hate them both but coke is better
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cake or Ice Cream: ice cream
Mickey D's or Burger King: burger king mickey d's taste like ass
Coffee or Tea: umm coffee i guess sounds less gay
Do you smoke: smoke what
Do you swear: fuck yeah
Do you drink: every chance i have
Do you sing: when im drunk
Do you shower daily: yeah not a skank
What do you want to be when you grow up: rich
Do you want to go to college: no but i am
Do you want to get married: not now
Do you want to have children: not any time soon
Do you have your future children's names picked out: keller williams jk he's a good singer tho
Do you get motion sickness: no but ive eaten alot of motion sickness pills
Do you get along with your family: sometimesi do and sometimes i dont
Do you like thunderstorms: sure
Have you ever...
...gone skinny dipping several times
...sky dived nope
...done drugs yeah a couple
...been so drunk that you couldn't say your own name no i pass out first
...been out of the country nope
...made a complete ass out of yourself on purpose yeah
...made a scene in public yeah jackass stuff
...been in love thought i was
...had your heart broken yeah kinda
...been beaten up not since like 4th 5th grade
...beat somebody up yeah a couple in missouri
In a guy/gal
Favorite eye color: blue
Favorite hair color: dosnt matter
Short or long: long
Height: over 5 foot but not over 5 '10
Style of clothing: dont care as long as she looks sexy
Personality: funny not a bitch to other people
Age: 17-22
One last thing...
Number of cd's you own: i dunno
Number of piercings: one Tongue
Number of tattoos: none yet
The thing you most regret: fuckin up my car
The one thing you'll never regret: getin laid
Your favorite Geico commercial: none there all lame
Your favorite drink: bud light or coors light for beer and pibb or dr. pepper for pop
Your favorite swear word: shit
Are you a dog person or a cat person: dog but i do love pussy
How do you want to die: like blue in old school
Your favorite high school memory: fuckin around with my friends
Your favorite funny movie: old school
Your favorite scary movie: freddy vs jason
Your favorite action film: scarface
The one place in the world you've been dying to go to: virgin islands or somewhere by there
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My Interests

im interested in girls, party'n , and hanging out with friends
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that is very easy to drink or chug.
And while you may love the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk better.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?Say, man, you got a joint?No, not on me man.It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

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Music:

i like all kinds of music favorite bands are 311,3-6 mafia, a perfect circle,alice in chains, the allman brothers, american head charge, the beatles, ben harper, the black crowes, black lable society, black sabbath, blues traveler, bob dylan, bob marley, bone thugs, cake, chimaira, clutch, coldplay, cream, some creed, damageplan, dave matthews band, david banner, deftones, the doobie brothers, dr. dre, the eagles, clapton, fear factory, flaming lips, foo fighters, frank zappa, garth brooks, godsmack, gov't mule, grateful dead, guns n' roses, incubus, jack johnson, jimi hendrix, john lenon, johnny cash, keller williams, hank williams jr., david allen coe, killswitch, korn, lamb of god, zeppelin, les claypool, lil john, lil wyte, ludacris, skynard, machine head, manson, mike jones, mr.bigg, mr.bungle, mudvayne, neil young, nine inch nails, o.a.r., oysterhead, ozzy, pantera, paul wall, pearl jam, phish, pink floyd, primus, queens of the stone age, rage, rammstein, rebel meets rebel, red hot chili peppers, rob zombie, rolling stones, rush, sepultura, shadows fall, silverchair, slayer, slipknot, snoop, soulfly, soundgarden, static-x, steve miller, stone sour, stone temple pilots, sublime, superjoint ritual, system of a down, t.i., taproot, tim reynolds, tom petty, tool, trae(swangin), umphreys mcgee, van halen, weezer, the who, zakk wylde, string cheese, yung joc

Movies:

Super Troopers, all the cky movies, scarface, all the god father movies, road trip, old school, dazed and confused, with out a paddle, anchorman, harold and kumar, grandmas boy, jackass, the kill bill movies, all of the adam sandler movies, the ringer, blow, half baked, all the american pies, untold story of stewie griffin, friday, next friday, friday after next, snl best of chris farley, dude wheres my car, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, fight club, boondock saints, snl best of will ferrell, pulpfiction, and goodfellas

Television:

viva la bam, wild boys, jackass, aquateen, family guy, simpsons, futurama, robot chicken, that 70's show, malcom in the middle, south park, squidbillies, sealab, king of the hill, and other random shows

Books:


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Heroes:

my cousin Shana for party'n more than i did at her age even if she pukes a lot but its cool shes still in training..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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Full Name:: Andy Williams
Birthday:: 8-1-86
Birthplace:: aurora
Eye Color:: blue
Hair Color:: brown
Height:: 6 foot 2
Weight:: 145
Right handed or Left handed?: right
Your Heritage:: i drink like im irish so maybe that
My Worst Habit:: i smoke
Zodiac Sign:: leo
Shoe Size:: 12
Pants Size:: 32
Innie or Outie?: innie
Parents Still Together?: yup
The Shoes You Wore Today:: kswiss
Your Weakness:: girls
Your Fears:: babies scare me
Your Perfect Pizza:: i love every pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: get a girl friend i guess
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: fuck!!
Thoughts First Waking Up:: fuck this
Your Best Physical Feature:: im tall i guess
Your Bedtime:: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory:: road trippin
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: blue or orange
Food?: pizza
Sport?: football
Animal?: monkeys
Ice Cream?: chocolate with the brownie chunks
Candy?: pop rocks
Store?: pac sun
Salad Dressing?: italian
Actor?: umm will farrell i dont know if thats spelled right oh well
Song?: sittin at a bar- by rehab
Letter?: x looks cool
Number?: 420
Gum?: wintergreen
Holiday?: new years hell yeah
Season?: summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: umm i dunno regular
Radio Station?: i listen to my i pod
Perfume?:
Scent besides perfume?: dank!!!!
Body part on the opposite sex?: im a ass man
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: rich
How Do You Want To Die?: a shoot out after the cops find a dead hooker in my trunk
Turn ons:: girls thats party
Turn offs:: when they get stupid
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: mangus or mas
Who's The Loudest?: my cousin shana
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: travis or james
Who Have You Known The Longest?: of friends reese
Who's The Shyist?: none there all crazy
When Have You Cried The Most?: when the beer is gone and its to late to buy more
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: sex
Worst Feeling?: getting shot
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: by the ocean
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: my nose is big
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: 25 or 26
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: dead hooker
Let's look at the: funny midget
What a nice: ass you have miss.
Where did all the: girls go
Why can't we: get drunk and smoke till we pass out
Silly, little: faggot dicks are for chicks
Isn't it weird that: alcohol makes my clothes fall off
Never under any circumstance: am i ever the d.d.
I wish: i had a case of coors light
Everyone has a: belly button
I am: cool
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: thought i was
Been To Juvie?: jail for drinkin
Mooned Someone?: sure have
Been Rejected?: umm prolly
Ran Away From Home?: i walk
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: im sure i have
Skipped School?: hell yeah bad idea in college
Thought About Suicide?: nah
Slept Outside?: i passed out in my yard before
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yup yup
Cried In School?: when i was little
Thrown Up In School?: sure did
Wanted To Be a Model?: i already am
Cheated On Someone?: nope never will
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: i do alot of stupid things and still laugh
Seen A Dead Body?: my grandma today
Been Bitched Out?: yeah
Drank Alcohol?: once or twice
Smoked?: i smoke rocks lol jk
Been On Drugs?: yeah
Eaten Sushi?: no
Been On Stage?: yeah i was a sheep at church a long time ago
Gone Skinny Dipping?: use to like every night in the summer
Shoplifted?: yup
Been Drunk?: hell yeah
Been Called A Tease?: hahaha no!!!!!
Been Beaten Up?: not in a while
DO YOU
Swear?: fuck no
Sing Well?: hahaha noooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Shower Daily?: yup
Want To Go To College?: i did
Want To Get Married?: i dunno someday
Believe In Yourself?: i guess
Get Motion Sickness?: no the pills fuck you up tho
Think You Are Attractive?: i dunno
Get Along With Your Parents?: sometimes
Like Thunderstorms?: there ok i guess
Play An Instrument?: no i suck
Own An IPOD?: yup
Pray?: nah not really
Go To Church?: not any more
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: nope
Keep A Journal/Diary?: nope
Dance In The Rain?: yeah me and the boys at the reservation like to get down every once in a while
Sing In The Shower?: im my head
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: burger king for sure
Single or Group Dates?: dosnt matter
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: meat
TV or Movie?: depends on the show
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Adidas or Nike?: depends on what kind of shoes but nike i guess
Chinese or Mexican?: chinese food and girls
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: frosted corn flakes
Cake or Pie?: i love pie
MTV or VH1?: mtv
Blind or Deaf?: deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: hell no
Write With Both Hands?: sloppy as hell with my left
Whistle?: yeah
Blow A Bubble?: yup
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: sure can
Cross Your Eyes?: yup
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: umm im sure i can
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: nope
Dance?: i dunno im always drunk
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: yup
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: i punched my bro
You Talked To On The Phone:: my cousin shana
You Instant Messaged:: mas
You Hugged:: my grandpa
You Yelled At:: my sister or mom
You Played A Sport With:: i consider drinking a sport so my cousin john
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: i dunno prolly my uncle making fun of everyone
Time You Cried?: when my friend died
Movie You Watched?: godfather part 2
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: wintergreen
Joke You Told?: i dunno
Song You've Sung?: happiness is a warm gun- The beatles
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: westmont
What Can You See Out Your Window?: houses
Are You Listening To Music?: no
What Are You Wearing?: hurley shirt and jeans
What's On Your Mousepad?: dont have one laptop
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: i dont care really
Do you believe in miracles?: i dunno
Magic?: nope
Love at first sight?: yeah i guess
God?: yeah
Satan?: i am him
Ghosts?: nope
Santa?: yes he brings me presents
Evolution?: no scientist are retarded they guess on every thing now pluto isnt a planet and how do they know dinosaurs didnt talk
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: it says in a boy but ill do it for a girl dosnt matter
Fav Hair Color:: brown or blonde with brown
Short or Long Hair:: long
Height:: smaller then me
Weight:: smaller then me
Best Clothing Style:: skater or prep
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: jamacia
Number Of CD's I Own:: none they got stolen
Your Good Luck Charm:: my cooler cup
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
Do you drink milk?: not really
Person You Hate Most:: anyone that fucks with my friends or family
Most Outdated Phrase:: skeet skeet skeet
Do you think God has a gender?: no
Where do you think we go when we die?: colorado
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends on how long it takes to find my phone
What is something scientists need to invent?: legal drug that makes you trip
Are you a health freak?: nope
Are you a virgin?: ummm yeah im saving my self for my wife
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: mars to get more candy bars
What is the worst weather?: cold and windy
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: haha nope
How many grades have you failed?: none
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