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Lucas

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

I scare people and live in a swamp. My best friend is a talking donkey that reminds me of Eddie Murphy.I am a very laid back feckle-faced red head. My pictures don't show it, but I have recently grown my hair out. A quick wit and sarcasm are my weapons of choice, and I love to make people laugh. It is what I am about... That and having all kinds of useless movie trivia in my head. I work in the wonderful world of retail... It's not nearly as bad as people think. I get a new funny story almost every day.Send me a damn message.... I am bored

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sarcastic woman with unique personalities. Movie buffs that can hold their own when I get going..... Golfing friendly girls that have a tattoo, or that like tattoos. Icing on the cake...ANIME! I know it is rare, but a guy can hope.