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Death by Monotony

Where can you go from nowhere?

About Me


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"If the me that I was then met the me that I am now, he'd probably kick my ass" Yeah, so I did it. Most people are still in shock, but yes, I went and joined the Army. It's so crazy to think about where my life has gone, especially coming from where I've been. I'm a free-thinker. I leave judgements to those more qualified than I (although I haven't really met anyone qualified to make judgements just yet). I guess you can say that you never really know anything until you try. That's the key to this fucked-up world. You have to try... I don't care what it is, just go out and try it! Besides, if you don't... where does that leave you?
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Undead Slayer
You Feast On: Fingernails
You Lurk Around In: Swamps
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Uncle Dynamite What's Your Pimp Name?

My Interests


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adopt your own virtual pet!Reading, Music (listening and/or playing), rabble-rousing, and the occassional boozing on the weekends. Honestly though, I don't have much time for much else. Do you have any idea how much energy it takes to rabble-rouse in the Army without getting in trouble?

I'd like to meet:

Myself. If you see me walking around someday, tackle me and hold me until I get there.

Music:

Wow, I have all this space to put my bands down? WOO-HOO!Mad Caddies, Catch 22, Operation Ivy, Bim-Skala-Bim, The Skatelittes, The Specials, The Hippos, NOFX, Bad Religion, Tsunami Bomb, Floggin Molly, Real McKenzies, Green Day (despite the sell-out), Coheed and Cambria, Franz Ferdinand, Jason Miraz, Head Automatica, Weezer, Oingo-Boingo, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Kansas, Led Zepplin, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Dave Bruebeck... *pant*... and most recently I discovered My Chemical Romance.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Happiness, Royal Tennebaums, SLC Punk, Trainspotting, Saved, Star Wars (the originals), The Lord of the Rings (any of them), Pitch Black, The 13th Warrior, Waking Ned Devine, Brassed-Off, The Emperor's New Groove (beware the grooooove....), The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Alice in Wonderland.

Television:

Family Guy, 70's Show, Who's Line is it Anyway?, Star Trek and Stargate (yeah, I'm a big nerd!), and the WPT (World Poker Tour).

Books:

Okay, you can pretty much add any book here written by Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut, and Robert Anton-Wilson. As for the rest of the literary world, it's rather hit-and-miss.

Heroes:

Timothy Leary... and Bam Margera. C'mon, Bam can do whatever he wants to do for the rest of his life. You gotta love that. And Mr. Leary... you know ;) The man is a revolutionary...

My Blog

My Oasis is Found

As the days slip by here, I awake each morning and look for my Oasis; my relief from the heat, from the exhaustion, and from the general malaise of this country. Each day, I awake to nothing more than...
Posted by Death by Monotony on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:35:00 PST

There I Am...

It has been quite a long time since I have written in here, but now it seems that I have some time to pour my soul onto the screen again. Time is something that has become very dear to me recently. It...
Posted by Death by Monotony on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:18:00 PST

Lyrics to Live By

In these dark days of the world, we are in need of guidance. No longer does God set shrubbery on fire or rain amphibians down upon us to get a message accross. How, then, are we to know which directio...
Posted by Death by Monotony on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:53:00 PST

You want it? You got it!

We all have it, yet most don't know it. Everyone spends days, months, or years planning for it. We discuss it, complain about it, and watch as it slips away. Nobody knows what to make of it, what to d...
Posted by Death by Monotony on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 12:08:00 PST

Time now flies coach...

What can I possibly say at this point? 6 months of hardship and triumph over adversity create a bond that is difficult to describe. These people are my comrades, my fellow soldiers, and most of all my...
Posted by Death by Monotony on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:53:00 PST

the Sembelence of Shady Somantics

Hell. Throughout the years it has been a source of fear and terror. The thought of eternal damnation has led many helpless humans to wage wars, save lives, and throw their money away. It has always be...
Posted by Death by Monotony on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 05:50:00 PST

The wipers on the car go "swish-swish-swish."

I have found myself a new obsession. There are certain times when the most asinine occurances will catch your attention and force you to notice them; just some random glimpse of the universe working t...
Posted by Death by Monotony on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 07:42:00 PST

Let them Eat Punk

(disclaimer: this is a dramatization based upon fact. any similarities, or lack thereof, to actual events are not the responsibility of the writer. And no, this is not debateble in a court of law. rea...
Posted by Death by Monotony on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:40:00 PST