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Ashkara

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About Me


50 facts about me: 1/ My diet consists of sugar, fat, coca-cola and cigarettes. 2/ I look at myself in every reflective surface I pass. 3/ My favorite movie is Armageddon. 4/ I tell everybody that my favorite movie is Vanilla Sky (I don't know why, maybe I think it's more high brow than Armageddon). 5/ I can insert Simpsons quotes into any conversation, no matter how short. 6/ I only fall in love with people who will never love me back. 7/ I talk myself into believing that I love people I'm in relationships with. 8/ I hate that I do this. 9/ I eat peanut butter straight off a spoon. 10/ I have a secret stash of romance novels. 11/ I'm embarrassed that I have a secret stash of romance novels. 12/ I sleep under a doona even in the middle of summer. 13/ I still suck my thumb. 14/ My pyjamas are pink, fluffy, and have hearts all over them. 15/ I'm allergic to my cat. 16/ I'm prepared to put up with allergies so long as I can have a cat in my life. 17/ I never expect people, even good friends, to remember me if I haven't seen them for more than six months. 18/ I'm always surprised when they do. 19/ I'm not comfortable unless my bedroom has a layer of junk at least 3 inches deep on the floor. 20/ I hate this about myself. 21/ I panic if there are too many people around me. 22/ People think I'm nice. 23/ I'm really not. 24/ I'm never attracted to anyone physically. Ever. Honestly. 25/ Nobody believes me when I say this. 26/ My favourite colour is violet. 27/ 99% of my clothing is black. 28/ I think people are only sexy if they can carry a conversation. 29/ I am completely self obssessed. 30/ If an activity wastes copious amounts of time for no gain, I'll probably enjoy it. 31/ Everything I say eventually turns towards sex. 32/ I never intentionally turn conversations towards sex. 33/ Guys ask me out everywhere I go. 34/ I don't understand why. 35/ My favourite childhood toy is called Little Lion. 36/ Little Lion is actually a tiger. 37/ I like fried brains on toast. 38/ I suffer from tinnitus. 39/ I have temporal lobe epilepsy. 40/ I see strange things because of my temporal lobe epilepsy. 41/ My ultimate fantasy is a romantic evening being wined and dined by someone I love. 42/ I tell people my ultimate fantasy is sex with five men at once. 43/ Sex with five men at once wasn't that great. 44/ I want the entire world to read my poetry. 45/ I'm too lazy to bother getting my poetry book published. 46/ I'm the most vain person I know. 47/ I no longer try to pretend I'm not vain. 48/ Dogs scare me. 49/ I love boysenberry ice cream. 50/ Everything in this list is a lie, except the things that are true.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A lot of people who unfortunately happen to be either dead or fictional.

What kind of atheist are you?
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You scored as Spiritual Atheist

Ah! Some of the coolest people in the world are Spiritual Atheists. Most of them weren't brought up in an organized religion and have very little baggage. They concentrate on making the world a better place and know that death is just another part of life. What comes after, comes after.


Spiritual Atheist


92%

Apathetic Atheist


92%

Scientific Atheist


83%

Agnostic


67%

Militant Atheist


50%

Angry Atheist


25%

Theist


17%

My Blog

Labels

I never wished to be    The Shrew,    The Harpy,    The Leech,    The Sponge,    The Clinging Vine,    The W...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:14:00 GMT

An Aussie Patriot (it's a bit of a rant... culture shock)

I've been in the US almost a week now, and I have to say that it's a bit of a culture shock.  Everything has a slightly surreal, backward feeling to it, as if I've stepped back in time to a wor...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Now is the Time

Now is all I have.There has never been a better time to say "I am strong."There is only now.And when the world deals me blows,I say "I am weak, But only now, and now,and now."I only need now.With each...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:54:00 GMT

If you can't find me...

I'm likely hanging out on my LJ account.http://ashkara.livejournal.com/Or my last.fm account.http://www.last.fm/user/ashkara
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:58:00 GMT

RIP George Carlin


Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Little Red Dress

Today I went shopping.  Just a five minute walk down the road, but the traffic was shocking.  No, not the traffic...  the drivers.How can someone drive efficiently when they're hanging ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:54:00 GMT

Gravity

do you recallas a childthe swingin the park?push, push,'til you swung as highas the tops of the trees?and thenthat moment,when gravity realisedthat you could fly like a birdunless it took hold.for j...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 18:08:00 GMT

The Little Horse

Today I was a little horse. My mummy said "Behave". But horses don't know people words, So I stayed a horse all day. Mummy didn't tell me "Giddy-up", She didn't tell me to woah, So all day long I just...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 19:32:00 GMT

It all comes down to a few bars...

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Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 05:13:00 GMT

Revelations (a two-hander play)

Scene: SATAN sits at a table with a chess board on it. A game is obviously in play. An empty chair is on the other side of the table. A drinks bar is on one side of the stage, loaded with drinks. SAT...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 19:09:00 GMT