I'd like to meet:

Ya know, I'll take just about anything I can get at this point. I'm pretty much a walking definition of the word desperate!

you know... I say that, but I've come to realize that I'm far too picky. I dont know if I'll ever find anyone that fits my standards. Still, if you'd like to try, here's my standards:

*I most definatly could never ever date a smoker. I just think that's disgusting.
*I dont think i could date anyone that drinks. People do stupid things when they're drunk, and since i worry too much, thats not a good combination.
*You have to be able to make me laugh. I cant date anyone without a sense of humor.
*You have to have serious patience. And you need to be able to stand me for more than two minutes.
*You have to have a myspace. I dont like talking on the phone, so my main form of communication is myspace and text messages. Perhaps it's my love for writing.
*You have to be romantic. I'm a hopeless romantic.
*You have to be able to put up with my brothers. If you like me, they hate you. Few guys actually fit their standands for me. If you thought i was picky.. u should just meet them. Ryan's threatened to break a guys legs if they were anything but a gentlemen to me.
*Basically, as long as you're perfect, you'll have no problem.

See just how compatable we are:

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cari --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

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Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
3 parts ambition
7 parts insainity

Method:
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I am soo addicted to this game, but it kept me sane during Macromedia Studio MX.

This is really cool. Stare at the center and the dots dissappear! It's freaking amazing!

Carilyn Jane Dixon's Aliases

Your movie star name: Gardetto Jake
Your fashion designer name is Carilyn Paris
Your socialite name is Dewy Cambria
Your fly girl / guy name is C Dix
Your detective name is Tiger Bellbrook
Your barfly name is Popcorn Margarita
Your soap opera name is Jane Knobhill
Your rock star name is Take 5 Rabbit
Your star wars name is Carkit Dixhay
Your punk rock band name is The Happy StrawThe Amazing Meganame Generator

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cari
Birthday: June 30th
Birthplace: The Dayton Projects, Ohio
Current Location: my computer?
Eye Color: Green most of the time (they change)
Hair Color: Brown most of the time (it changes)
Height: 5'6 (i wish that changed too)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left most of the time (I can use both)
Your Heritage: Dark Dutch!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops (There's a surprise)
Your Weakness: musicians are my kriptonite. any guy with a guitar, that really knows how to play, makes my heart melt.
Your Fears: Midgets, ants, grapes, manaquins
Your Perfect Pizza: desert pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: well.. now that i've swam in a pool filled with chocolate pudding, i dont know... a boy would be nice.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't really think that early in the morning
Your Best Physical Feature: Not my feet I'll tell u that
Your Bedtime: Whenever I go to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: Huh? I'm Confused
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds!! unless we're talking breakfast. burger king's crossianwhiches are amazing!
Single or Group Dates: I'll take any date I can get
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton?
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, i'm a hot cocoa fan
Do you Smoke: Eww.. That's disgusting!
Do you Swear: No, I'm not cool enough :(
Do you Sing: I try (Unfortunatly for those around me)
Do you Shower Daily: Yes (Fortunatly for those around me!)
Have you Been in Love: not yet.
Do you want to go to College: no.. i'm dropping out and becoming a drug dealer. lol.
Do you want to get Married: if i can find a guy that'll put up with me for that long.
Do you belive in yourself: Some of the Time
Do you get Motion Sickness: when i swing sometimes. but i still love it, so i swing regardless.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah right! My family tree is the UGLY TREE!
Are you a Health Freak: no. just the opposite. i have a fast matabolism, and i plan on taking full advantage of it.
Do you get along with your Parents: Some of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah when they dont interfere with my plans
Do you play an Instrument: I play a killer cowbell. just not the triange. i can't ever hit the right note.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I haven't drank alcohol in the past 18 years, why start now.
In the past month have you Smoked: I honestly dont see the point of smoking. it can't taste good, it smells gross.. u really dont look that cool. i could never, ever, date a smoker.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I get high on life, not drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What's a Date again?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Does an outlet mall count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww.. gross!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: HA! I wish. That would involove a boyfriend.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: I act like it, but no! i dont drink. i like having control over my actions, and knowing what i did the night before.
Ever been called a Tease: can't say i have.
Ever been Beaten up: like anyone would threaten me with these guns. ha!
Ever Shoplifted: no! i'm not stupid!
How do you want to Die: cancer. i know that sounds stupid, but i dont want to die in my sleep. i want a chance to say goodbye to everyone.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a rock
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: doesn't matter. as long as the see me for who i really am.
Favorite Hair Color: doesn't matter.
Short or Long Hair: It depends. Most of the time long.
Height: taller than me.
Weight: Less than me (I like the skinny boys!)
Best Clothing Style: I don't care, as long as they're not trying to be someone they're not.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0!! why do u think i am, stupid?!
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 2 (One in each ear)
Number of Tattoos: 0.. i'm afraid of needles.. and pain. that and i change my mind far too quickly for something perminate.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not being the only child

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Music:

My Music

Anything but country!

I listen to just about anything from classical to hard-core, heavy metal. My favorite bands/artists of all time include:2Gether
A*Teens
ACDC
Angels and Airwaves
Anthony Steward Head (Rupert Giles from Buffy) He has one amazing voice

Black Eyed Peas (old school, before Fergie became big)

Bright Eyes
Broken Yoke
Bryan Adams
Casting Crowns
Celine Dion

Disciple
Dizmas
DJ Sammy
Eagles
Elton John
Enigma
Enya
Eric Clapton

Europe
Flyleaf

Green Day
Guns & Roses
Heart
Jewel
Josie and the PussyCats
Kelly Clarkson
Led Zeplin
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Madonna
Maroon 5
(we he was black and had a nose)
Outkast
Panic at the Disco
Pat Benatar
Pillar
Prince
Project 86
REO Speedwagon
Savage Garden
Seventh Day Slumber
Staple
Stellar Kart
The Cranberries
The Killers
The Shrooms
The Wallflowers
Third Day

TFK
Tupac
Twista
Underoath
Wham
Whitney Houston
Willis

I have a very diverse taste in music if you couldn't tell...

Movies:

Great Movies

Assult of Presinct 13
Ballo
Boondock Saints
Butterfly Effect
Center Stage
Clerks 1&2
Coach Carter (one of the only sports movies I enjoyed)
Constantine (Amazing!)
Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights
Disney movies
Dogma!! (one of my all time favorites)
Donny Darko
Enemy at the Gates
Fast and the Furious (both 1 and 2)
Fifty First Dates
Fight Club
Gladiatior
Gone in 60 Seconds
Goonies!
Grind
Hardball (if you dont cry during that movie, i dont know what's wrong with you)
Identity
Kill Bill vol. 1&2
Little Mermaid
Major Pain
Mall Rats
Mr. Deeds
Mulan
Napoleon Dynomte
Night at the Roxbury
Office Space
Old School
Pirates of the Caribbean

Pride and Prejudice!!!!

Sargent Bilko
Sin City (amazing movie!)
Speed
Star Wars (yeah, I'm a nerd)
Swat
Take the Lead
The Matrix
The Pacifier
X Men I, II, and III (looking forward to IV)
XXX (Triple X with Ven Disel)
Wedding Crashers
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Zoolander
I also have a pretty diverse taste in movies. I LOVE comedies, but that doesn't mean I dont enjoy a good war movie or chick flick every once in a while.

Television:

Favorite Shows

(that is like the sweetest TV show ever!)
(A very close second)
and Numbers (I love that show).
And of course FAMILY GUY.
Those are pretty much the three I watch
now that they got rid of all the sweet shows
we used to watch as kids.
Honestly... what happened to the power rangers,
or the ninja turtles, or are u afraid of the dark?
How about Legends of the hidden temple or smurfs?
What kind of crap are we exposing our children too?
The gay freakin wiggles... that's who!
now that pisses me off!

Some other good shows though are...
The Drew Carrey Show

and Alias!

Books:

Good Books to Read

I like to read a lot. I'm a huge nerd in that since. My favorite author is Amelia Atwater Rhodes. Some of my favorite books include the Odyssey, Tales from the Arabian Nights, The Great Gatsby, In the Forest of the Night, Hawksong, A Demon in my View, Midnight Predator, Shattered Mirror, Hamlet, Monster, The Rag and Bone Shop, Breathing Underwater, and Close to a Killer. Recently I've been reading books by Walter Dean Myers. He's got a really unusual writing style that makes his books fun to read (OK, now u know I'm a nerd). Two of his books that are especially good are Monster and Shooter. They are both AMAZING! Almost as good as Amelia Atwater Rhodes.. Well, that's like comparing oranges to firetrucks. They're both different, but both equally incredible! My list of good books goes on and on, but these are a just a few of my all-time favorite books.

Heroes:

My Heros!!

Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson
(not guilty!).
I could not go through a single day without Jesus, and Michael is my
inspiration for dancing.
(Even though he likes children a little too much,
he knew how to dance in his prime,
and I respect him for that.)
Also..
Superman!!! He was always my favorite super hero. Every other superhero devolped their power through some freak accident, like getting bit by a spider, but not Super Man. He was just born super. His disguise was not a mask or a cape. When he came to earth, he was wearing his superman outfit. His disguise, however, is his buisness suit and glasses. He was destined for greatness, and placed on earth where he is forced to play the role of janitor and clean up the messes that we as humans make. He is forced to protect us from the forces of evil. What else is interesting, is that when superman is his secret identity, he acts scared, unsure of himself, and quite nerdy. That is how he views man-kind.

My Birthday Info

Your Birthdate: June 30
Your birthday on the 30th day of the month shows individual self-expression is necessary for your happiness.You tend to have a good way of expressing yourself with words, certainly in a manner that is clear and understandable.You have a good chance of success in fields requiring skill with words.You can be very dramatic in your presentation and you may be a good actor or a natural mimic.You have a vivid imagination that can assist you in becoming a good writer or story-teller.Strong in your opinions, you always tend to think you are on the right side of an issue.There may be a tendency to scatter your energies and have a lot of loose ends in your work.You may have significant artistic talent and be very creative. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?In the headlines June 30th:
2001 Legendary country guitarist Chet Atkins dies at his Nashville, Tennessee, home at age 77.
1985 Actor Yul Brynner steps down after 4,300 performances as the King of Siam in the hit broadway musical The King and I.
1981 NBC-TV names Grant Tinker to succeed outgoing president Fred Silverman.
1975 Singer Cher marries country rocker Greg Allman.
1971 The legal voting age in the US is lowered to age 18 as the 26th Amendment to the Constitution is ratified.
1971 Three Soviet Cosmonauts are found dead inside their Soyuz 11 space capsule after returning to Earth.
1963 Pope Paul VI (Giovanni Battista Montini) is crowned.
1962 Sandy Koufax pitches a no-hitter as Los Angeles beats New York, 5-0.
1960 Belgian Congo becomes the Democratic Republic of the Congo, upon gaining its independence.
1953 The first Corvette Sting Ray automobile is produced by Chevrolet.
1952 The soap opera The Guiding Light debuts on CBS-TV.
1936 Margaret Mitchell's historical novel, Gone With The Wind, is published.
1921 RCA (the Radio Corporation of America) is incorporated.