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yossarian

go moan alone, go roll your bones.

About Me

watch out. i'm a big tree and i got lots of big places to fall when i'm dead.its a joke.its the internet.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/25/2006
Band Members: Matt Ballenger's anger at the universe. Also, government cheese in the projects.
Influences: daniil kharms, blind willie mctell, sonic youth, joseph heller, polvo, steve albini, leadbelly, jim o'rourke, faraquet, ralph ellison, john zorn
Sounds Like: this web page plays music.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

my future epitaph:

"THIS IS A BUNCH OF POOP." well, i'm half way through college and i got a bunch of d's.  hopefully this infectious work ethic will never cease to just kind of get me by! prancing gayly ...
Posted by yossarian on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:41:00 PST

Freedom: Out On Loan

freedom isn't free so don't take capitalism for granted. a society driven and sated by the almighty dollar is all any third world citizen could ask for. i'm doing my part. we gotta recreate, not pe...
Posted by yossarian on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:50:00 PST

Laudable Pretense...

busy fighting the Battle of Who Could Care Less. we like to do things, so we're going to do them anyway, whether we like it or not. nothing makes sense and neither does anything else, to quote a wis...
Posted by yossarian on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST

Vocation Slush!

now, don't even get me started on how lost our cause is. i could go on for ages about all the pop-cultural cliches involved, and nobody wants that. let me just say "hail to the chief!" why? because...
Posted by yossarian on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:18:00 PST