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Sam

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About Me

This Page Rocks, and I'm not talking about the little things you find on the ground.I sometimes like to hide, in Pinatas, or under rocks, places people won't find me, but for some reason I always get found, then I realize, I can't hide, it just doesn't work, so I might as well just run. So then I started to run, Jenny told me to stop but I KEPT RUNNING, until I reached the Atlantic, so I figured if I ran this far then I might as well turn around and keep running, so I ran until I got to the other side, you wouldn't believe it, but I can run like the wind blows..... (all original material there...) I like to jump in puddles, but that's puddleduck territory, so I don't go beyond my borders as puddleducks can become overwhelmingly hostile at times. "It's got sharp pointy teeth.." Monty Python fans should of picked that one up. Anyway, I work too much, go to school at PCC, and I drive a fast car that I don't drive enough. I tend to ride my motorcycle everywhere because it's just much cooler and more fun and gas costs as much as poo right now. I have a Goliath bird eating tarantula that's going to get freaking huge, I can't wait, I might feed it small monkeys when it's full grown. That would be a good fight, I'll make sure and invite everyone over for that spectacle. I'm obsessed with monkeys, I don't know why, maybe it's because they fling their poo at everyone and just don't care. It's that carefree attitude that I wish everyone had, I think it would be interesting if everyone in the world would fling their poo at someone when they'd get mad, I mean, it's better than a gun or a baseball bat. That would be sweet. I'm going to train an army of monkeys to take over the world and then teach everyone how to become more like monkeys, it will work, it will, as long as I have the neo-nazi squash by my side, he's a fricken genius, a mastermind of the taking over the world scene. I sleep on the floor too, well not directly on the floor, but with a blanket and sheet under me, so I'm considered a freak to most, but I can sleep anywhere, it's a gift really. I have a bizillion dreams a night too, and I've had dreams that have come true, so again, there's that freakish nature in me, but I've learned to accept it and use it against my counterparts (the evil monkeys). Elliott Smith is my favorite singer/songwriter/artist, he's the coolest ever and I'm currently reading his biography by Benjamin Nugent. Elliott Smith actually had a great sense of humor and that a part of my personality that seems to be what I revolve most of my thinking on, it can get me in trouble at times though.....but I'm a rebel, well at least I like to think I am, even though I don't do anything rebellious really. But that's not the point, the point is...I forgot, but that doesn't matter either. I like to work out too, I work out consistently, well the past few months have been a break but I'm back in the groove now and it's three days a week at the gym minimum. I'm a health freak, and don't eat out that often, I like to eat good food, and lots of it, especially sushi and anything with beef..mmmm.....beef.....(druel). I'll leave off with this note. I did a study with monkeys and the monkeys that hung around me for a month became so cool they branched off from their colony and started their own clan and are now working on taking over the world.
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My Interests

God is the center of my life, everything else revolves around that which may include-Photography, Sugar Gliders, pets in general, Dreams, fast cars, sports, travelling, adrenaline, roller coasters, movies, games of any kind, the outdoors, church, music, the usual stuff. getting trapped under a gas truck, that's the worst....

I'd like to meet:

People who are cool, like to have fun and laugh, are spontaneous and can get crazy at times, but still have common sense. Friends are soo cool, everyone should have at least 100 of them, the world would be a better place if everyone had 100 friends or more. Anyone who is an active person and is willing to try fun things, then we'd probably get along nicely. I love traveling, and have been to multiple countries and three continents so far, with plans on going to many more soon. I just missed a trip to Iceland and Germany, but I'll eventually hit up those places, I've got a list of places, so if you like to travel then I'm game. If you like to sit at home and watch t.v., then you can do that because I don't. I occasionly will catch the simpsons or family guy on tivo but that's about it, or maybe smallville if the guys are watching it. I like people who actually have a lot of interests in things, and aren't one of those kind of people who dislike everything, those people are annoying. Positive people are my favorite types of people, and people who can bring out my humorous side, because I have a huge humor section in my brain. So if you're funny, active, like to travel, spontaneous, and have a crazy side, then I'll get along with you. I like midgets too

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Music:

Elliott Smith, Built to Spill, Doves, Death Cab for Cutie, Radiohead, U2, Coldplay, A Perfect Circle, Dashboard Confessional, Damien Rice, Super Furry Animals, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Verve, Weezer, Delirious, Tenacious D, Bright Eyes, White Stripes, Interpol, Relient K, Linkin Park, Dinosaur Jr., Bob Dylan, Steve Miller Band, Tom Petty, Grandaddy, Jeff Buckley, Lois, Microphones, Modest Mouse, The Dandy Warhols, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Pedro the Lion, Relient K, Sigur Ros, Stereolab, Sting, The verve, Weezer, The Flaming Lips, just a little bit of everything. Death Cab For Cutie "Title and Registration"

Movies:

Office Space, Austin Powers, Dumb and Dumber, Kung Pow!, Napolean Dynamite, Spaceballs, Ferris Bueller's day off, Zoolander, Groundhog day, Braveheart, Citizen Kane, Some Like it Hot, On the Waterfront, maltese falcon, Seven Samurai, Meet the Parents, Usual Suspects, Iron Monkey, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, all old Kung Fu movies, anything with Mike Meyers, Charlie Chaplin, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Bill Murray, Stanley Kubrick and D.W. Griffith Rule, and so do the older classic films.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Friends, Smallville (Kristen Kreuk...)

Books:

The bible ranks first, followed by various others, just as long as it isn't a textbook.....

Heroes:

God, your mom, Superman, Food,cologne, deodorant, all things that smell good really...,