i really really like the red sox, jim gaffagin, watching slam ball at 3 in the morning, stories about why heather is afraid of retarded people, bowling, rodeo burgers, frenchfries, california, the las angeles angels of aniheim, a swimming pool, a friend, miniature golf, miniature ponys, miniature people, conan, kurt halsey, making feinds. com, STDs of all different shapes and sizes, country music, saying ass instead of as, walking in the rain, a thunderstorm, trampolines, boats, jettys, european men, danish ladies named teresa, a prom dress, hampton beach, brushing my teeth, staying out of the no zone, making words plural using a z instead of an s, pance instead of pants, short skirts, open windows, kake, singing in the shower, detention, softball, leg, iced tea, coffee, betty boop, bob saget, chris kattan, zoolander, apple jacks with marshmellows, smores, camp fire, nsync, the backstreet boys, five, bbmak, hanson, alice apostalou, mole day, holdeing hands under the table, chester, jeepie, bruce, pasqualie the dashboard duck, the left lane on the highway because trucks cant get you there, driving with my eyes closed, scrubs, blue hilighters, mazda miatas, my datsun, my love, gabe the babe, the wiggles, a show that might be called abby and spoonicus, and not much else. k thx bye.
jim gaffigan and anyone who has ever heard of him. curt schilling, manny, papi, mueller, millar, veritek, bronson, trot nixon, edgar, and the rest of the sox. dave roberts, ekstein, gabe kapler, hideki nomo, ichiro, randy johnson (but not if hes wearing a yankees uniform), jerry remmy, sammy sosa. dane cook. and especially bill nye the science guy.
anything and everything. except for the cure. they should comit suicide or at least stop recording music because i pretty much hate them as much as i hate derek jeter and gayrod.
my favorite movies are American History X, Stand By Me, The Road to Eldorado, and Fight Club.
anything by salinger and short stories by kafka. ah yes, and friends stick together is by far my favorite book.
jim gaffigan and gianna jessen and kelly cashman.