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Dunc

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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

My Interests

Films, Drinking!, Killing small cute (preferably fluffy) animals.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm... Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jewel Staite, Liv Tyler and Cat Deely

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Music:

The Kinks, Kings of Leon, The Kooks, The Fratellis, The Killers, Bob Dylan, Fall out boy, Kasabian, Razorlight, Hendrix, The Rolling Stones,

Movies:

Airplane!,Anchorman, Serenity (that shit is cool!)Bad Santa, Aliens, Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, all the Bond films, Austin Powers, Harvey, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, The thin red line, Goodfellas, everything by the Cohens,

Television:

Ugly Betty, Family Guy, The Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, Extras, Mitchell and Webb look, Saxondale, Soccer AM, Sharpe, House, 24, star trek (any of 'em) Extras, Vengance unlimited, Father ted, Big train.

Books:

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, The rum diaries, The thin man, The once and future king,

Heroes:

Michael Madsen, Billy-Bob Thornton, James Garner, Eddie Izzard, Noel Fielding, James Stewart, Hunter S Thompson, Bob Dylan, Vic and Bob, Dermot Morgan.