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Action Man X

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About Me

I investigate bands and musicians in the Republic of Cascadia. A rough and tumble country located in the Pacific Northwest. Sandwiched between Canada and the United States of America. A place where justice is just a myth. And where the streets are paved with vice and corruption.

It's a dirty job. But somebody has to do it.

Many of my cases are on file at Aural Innovations and the Cascadian Ministry of Defence. Direct links to the declassified cases in The Action Man files can be found below.

THE CAST OF CHARACTERSARE THE USUAL SUSPECTSTALES OF THE ACTION MAN:

RETURN OF THE HEAD CAT

THE HEAD CAT

HELIOS CREED

THE HIGH VIOLETS (with Hypatia Lake)

NORTH BY PACIFIC NORTHWEST (with Empire Expand, The Out Crowd, alaska!)

MOTORHEAD IN THE FIRST DEGREE

I WANT YOU TO DIE VOL.1 (Featuring Storm Large and The Balls)

VOODOO DOUGHNUTS AND RAVEONETTES (with Stella Starr)

PRIVATE PLAYER(with James Angell)

BLACKMAILERS DON'T DANCE (with Easy Tiger, Storm Large and The Balls, Dahlia)

MOTORHEAD, MY SWEET

THE BLACKBIRD AND THE WARLOCKS (with The High Violets)

BLUE OYSTER CULT IN THE ASHCROFT JUNGLE

SHADOW OF MOTORHEAD

DAHLIA INDEMNITY

THE DANCING DAHLIA

LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE (with King Black Acid)

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The man behind the metal curtain. The crime novelist in charge of the Official Motorhead Fanclub.

Alan Burridge

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My Blog

LEMMY THE MOVIE

Well, it's about time. Comming in 2009 is a film about the life of the most famous rock n roll musician on the plantet-- LEMMY!   check out www.lemmymovie.com to find out more about this film and...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 14:47:00 GMT

LEMMY ALERT: April/May tours South America, USA and EUROPE

Attention citizens of South America, the United States of America and The European Union. Be advised that an impending Lemmy invasion is about to occure. Subject is armed and musically dangerous. Do w...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:14:00 GMT

LEMMY ALERT: The Head Cat-- April Tour 2007

The Cascadian Ministry of Defence has raised the Lemmy Alert for the month of April. We will be in a hightened state of readiness. Be prepared for high-octane entertainment from the followin...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 14:16:00 GMT

The Quest For Immortality

I drove downtown. I wanted to be at the Portland Art Museum when they opened their doors at noon. I wanted to go see the Quest for Immortality. An Egyptain special that leaves town in 2 weeks, ne...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:43:00 GMT