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About Me

I am Christopher Manuel Chavez. I was born Christopher Immanuel Chavez Chris meaning Jesus' gatekeeper, Immanuel meaning Jesus, and Chavez meaning Jesus' Keymaker funny name meanings huh? but uhh I LIKE strautin, punk, oldies, avant garde, cheese, wendy's, christopher's bucket, computers, video games, psychobilly, rockabilly, butt sex, oral sex, kris, johnny, mikey, carson, carsen, dusty(mountain man), maddy, turo, chantelle, kelli, james(jaimez), ruth(toothless), ben, jenni, isabelle(fatsoes), chinese food, robsy, ethan(ethie), breasts(chicken, human female, african swallow), coconuts, and all sorts of other nouns. I DISLIKE feet, cottage cheese lookin bastards, old bats, group sex, aminal pron... to be continued
I took this test outta boredom....but,.
What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)
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Newports
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My Interests

I'm interested in music, psychology, and all other kinds of shiznat.

I'd like to meet:

Roger Waters, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, a lot of dead folk like: Edgar Alan Poe, Johnny Cash, My grandparents.... and other familia alike.....

Music:

I mostly Like "Indie", Hip Hop, Progressive Rock, and "New Wave" or Electro. I got a list of favorite artists....might as well show you...or whatever. The Beatles(Rocky Racoon),Hard-Fi(Hard To Beat),AFI(Killing Lights),Malice Mizer(Beast of Blood),The pillows(Beautiful Picture),The Notwist(Instr.),AC/DC(Rock N Roll Aint Noise Pollution),Metallica(Fuel),At The Drive-In(Arc Arsenal),The Mars Volta(Roulette Dares),Cursive(Dorothy At Forty),Bright Eyes(Pull My Hair),The Fever(Red Bedroom),The Faint(Agenda Suicide),Roman Revutsky(Collateral),Peel(Come On),Console(Walk Like A Worm),Soviet(Marbleyzed),She Wants Revenge(Sister),Subtle(Boxgod),Tegan And Sara(Take Me Anywhere),Carson Farson And The Racoon Ruffriders(I Like Country),Emilio And Jen(Seemless Things),Sage...Francis "watch as i do dances that are pretty dope"(Broken Wings),Gnarls Barkley(Crazy),Gorillaz(Last Living Souls),Common(The Sixth Sense),Gangstarr(Above The Clouds),Fischerspooner(Emerge),The Refused(New Noise),Chicks On Speed(Culture Vulture),Bloc Party(I Like Eating Glass),Dosh(Pure Trash;the album),Why?(The Hoofes),The Doors(Touch Me),Pink Floyd(Vera),Beck(Hell Yes), The Back Horn(The Headphone Children),Jel(Soft Money;the album),Rilo Kiley(Portions For Foxes),Matisyahu(Youth),Mr. Lif(Status),Jurassic 5(Concrete Playground),Dilated Peoples(Who's Who),The Blood Brothers(USA Nails),The Bravery(Tyrant),The Who(My Generation),A Tribe Called Quest(Award Tour),13 & God(If),Sole(On Martyrdom),The Postal Service(Sleeping In),Doseone(Tale of The Private Mind),Tiger Army(Anabelle Lee),Nekromantix(Dail 666),Themselves(Crayon Sharpener),Tv On The Radio(Dreams),Talib Kweli(Get By),HIM(Sweet 666), and CKY(Plastic Plan).

Movies:

The Wall........Animatrix was good.....uhhh Kill Bill(both Volumes) was pretty damn grood.....theres more...just take it easy....I dont hate movies...not that bad at least....

Television:

Shows: Family Guy, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL!!!!!!!!, Simpsons and Futurama, Most Shows on Adult Swim...., Inuyasha....but its escaping me....theres always the anime thats all awesome and climactic then...it gets all REALLY COOL then too cool...then your like...well....why the hell did that happen?...ok wtf thats stupid..."Like a Soap Opera"-James Chavez....and that should give you an Idea.....theres some shows on the internet I wach...Homestar Runner cartoons....DONALD HERTZFELDT!!!! you know..blah blah

Books:

Edgar Allan Poe....some Ray Bradbury....(Fahrenheit 451)

Heroes:

the super ones....like spiderman.....or the normal ones like.....my dad...?

My Blog

Jr. High

No fuckin wonder I had no friends in Jr. High School...   I wrote comic books non-stop about a group of super human gangstaz... whom fought against the mercenary Pocohauntas. This group of men we...
Posted by "You Put The Art In Retarted." on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:31:00 PST

The Gate

The Gate you run through now is littered with the letters of my name. That gate is holding the ones you think you love , but that gate would love you to come running back through its doors again....
Posted by "You Put The Art In Retarted." on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:20:00 PST

Fuck Christmas! Cont'd

............. FUCK CHRISTMASBitches get what they want during christmasFUCK CHRISTMASCheese stinks, even on christmasFUCK CHRISTMASIf I was given a dollar for every time I heard that stupid bastard si...
Posted by "You Put The Art In Retarted." on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:28:00 PST

Arnie Sarcophigust Lee

Arnie Sarcophigust Lee is a SHWIFT OLD BAT yet a paper thin old coat. He hasnt much to his name but victories over a certain person (Barkin). His best pal is Geraldo Regie-Basket Voda but Regies'...
Posted by "You Put The Art In Retarted." on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:01:00 PST

HEY LIKE....

HEY LIKE... in movies...where theres a psycho....and hes like doing his everyday thing...and the person in their basement or something is watching....and and and.....the psycho gets distracted by some...
Posted by "You Put The Art In Retarted." on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:11:00 PST

"Personal Journal"

Alright, I'm messaging my girlfriend when I look up and see this "Bright Idea" thing above my message box deal. It tells me Why not write in your personal journal?(in general). I click the link "Post ...
Posted by "You Put The Art In Retarted." on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:28:00 PST

Pale Rides The Ghost Pt. 2

I turned around right back into Amarus' shoulder, "C'mon" said with a stern look on his face,"I want you to leave take a gun with you and make sure you look out for Elders". "WAIT!?",I shrilled,"No! H...
Posted by "You Put The Art In Retarted." on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:49:00 PST

Pale Rides The Ghost Pt. 1

On my daily power walk, I stumbled upon a hole. I kicked a few rocks in to check the depth or length,Turned out there was a set of stairs into the damn thing. Walking down was no problem, but walking....
Posted by "You Put The Art In Retarted." on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:29:00 PST

Mfff

"Bringing it back to her was a side quest, wich will be told another day." That day folks is that of wich we live this moment, (today) so lets begin.Ted and I were walking into a near Fire Dept., when...
Posted by "You Put The Art In Retarted." on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:28:00 PST

DOYP

Today I was speaking with my town florest, Phred Clancy, when I lost my Golden Barrett I bought for my sister, it was in my hogle zoo fanny pack when it slipped out of the smaller pocket and into the ...
Posted by "You Put The Art In Retarted." on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:26:00 PST