My Celebrity Look-alikes |
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Posted by Fi on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:28:00 PST |
More Peter Kay Quotes....leg end! |
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1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid
problem?
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
reali...
Posted by Fi on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST |
The Drunken Text Appreciation Society |
We have identified 11 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with:1) The "fishing" text.This text is normally along the lines of: "So wot u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or...
Posted by Fi on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:36:00 PST |
You know you've been in university too long when... |
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YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN UNIVERSITY TOO LONG WHEN... You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing machines work. Two miles is not too far to walk for a party. You'd rather clean th...
Posted by Fi on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:52:00 PST |
Boredom breakers.... |
Hey everyone.
I am a very caring and considerate person and realise that now and again boredom takes over your life and can be a bit of a drag. So, me being the wonderful person I am have posted a fe...
Posted by Fi on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST |
VIZ Top Tips...they will definitely make you wise! |
Climb onto your neighbour's roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He'll think his house is underwater. Buy a television set exactly like your neighbours. Then annoy them b...
Posted by Fi on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST |
Actual GCSE exam answers...well funny! Well worth a read! |
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to livee...
Posted by Fi on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST |
Gordon Strachan Quotes. |
Here are the best of Strachan's Sky Sports funnies...Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?Stracham: No! I was asked if I thought I w...
Posted by Fi on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST |
Wrong E-mail address!! |
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.They planned to stay at the same hotel where they sp...
Posted by Fi on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:39:00 PST |
Einstein, Picasso and George W Bush |
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter says, "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea what some people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"...
Posted by Fi on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST |
