About Me
SOME THINGS THAT I LIKE:sneakers, chicken soup with rice, stoner chicks, airsoftguns, box juices, overcast days, kissing the ladies on the neck, foreign films, sneakers, world cup soccer, the smell of gasoline, white castle hamburgers, nicknames, fat girls with cool personalities, tallboys, tom foolery, mischief, ballyhoo, sneakers, 1 of a kind hoodies, d-cups, mexican girls with with d-cups, miami vice, artful dodger, the dodgers, tourettesguy.com, commercials 4 dmx's reality show, verbally abusive rap music, sexy white girls that date black guys, sneakers, free spirits, chicken and waffles, supreme clientele, hitting on girls i went to high school with, bbq's where $80 worth of meat is bought, but everyone gets filled on half a steak and 10 pieces of chicken, sessions with "markotay" (what a gay name), the grimes family, grimey house parties, taking steps back and blowing kush in yo face, samurais, church socks, sneakers, members only leather, kings cup, skate culture, eating swine and not feeling guilty, having meaningful conversations with 3 year olds while everyone looks at me like im crazy, strawberry pop tarts without the frosting, pardon the interuption, rome is burning, being smarter than you, adult swim, mf doom, mcguyver, growing out my hair, Herman's, cheese grits, buffets, ppl who think im funny, sneakers, wu-tang, crazy art, burger mania, legends, thrift stores, jamaican food, hotboxing a twoseater on a rainy day, desert eagles and such, knowledge's trampoline, handi snacks, the fact that undefeated is next door to stussy- snoogens!, schoolgirls in schoolgirl uniforms, only built 4 cuban linx, prom '03! venice beach, colbert nation, college football, cheddar biscuts from red lobster mmmmm!, hospitality lane in general, those who recognize and respect those that march to the beat of a different drum, BET Uncut, sharpies, my garfield lunchbox from third grade, and my G.I joe lunchbox from first grade, oh and pretend i said this first-VOLTRON!, Dunk x change, using a little x to show collbos i.e Scuffles x 1909, arctic shatter powerade, seeing ppl get sucker punched on onlyfights.com, dickies x chucks, this one girl at work- shes woman thick and tottaly official, digitalgravel.com, ice water, girls that fight other girls until tops come off and then continue fightitng so the other girl has no choice but to continue fightitng without a bra :), las vegas, chillin in my uncles shop in jamaica, anytime michael vick gets sacked, fitted caps, vapors magazine, alife hoodies, bubblers, dusk, shooting xuxane with my ak-47, weighing myself and not caring if im overweight or not, HOLLYWOOD!, LOS ANGELES all 2gether- i love you hell aye, my randy moss jersey, the smell of new sneakers- it hits me like gasoline, olivia olovely, daydreaming of living like scarface but not being shotgunned in the back vincent price's son while im on a coke binge, watching scarface on a coke binge, when girls that i do not know randomly call my house just to talk about whatever and flirt like the floozies tarts and harlots that they are, wikipedia, waking up your family with for 15's, oh and uuummmmmmmm SNEAKERS, chunky hynas with the big fat CULOS! my new zebra beaters i got from jason, IronMan..................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ......................................................SOME THINGS THAT I DONT LIKE:police, orange county, haters, stuck up fat girls (your fat!), ppl who think nyla, the da vinci code movie, my boss, smelly ppl, 5 ft nothing girls driving trucks that make shaq look like a keebler elf, shaq, NY with a passion, jay z, ppl who think crunk muzk is real rap, ppl who hate the lakers but dont have a worthwhile reason, when ppl question my sneaker addiction, my ex-girlfriend (i really have no reason but i just feel obligated to not like her), security guards at the movies who try to act tough, get a real job nigga!, did i say orange county?, ppl who hate calif- move to montana losers, doo rag niggas-especially the ones who wear vans and think they look sophistocated, snowman tupac scarface or any ghetto swapmeet oversized rhinestone t shirt that these loser niggas be wearin in the mall thinkin they look fresh, anyone who wears fake bape gucci ice cream knows it and trys to front like its real, ppl who try to roast you when u tell em their shit is fake, shwiggitty schwagg (gross!), girls who cant take a compliment, racists, warrants-holding back my progress, vegetables, when grimes dosnt pick up his phone, ppl who cant take jokes, ppl who dissmiss rap as gangbanger music-thats like saying rock is the soundtrack to all redneck trailerpark livin inbreeders, those who speak or TYPE b4 they think, dishwater, dogshit, hotsuits on hotdays, OK THIS IS A BIG ONE....PPL WHO CALL MY CELLPHONE JUST TO TALK! CALL MY HOUSE, NO DONT CALL MY HOUSE, ONLY CALL ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TEL ME, MINUTES AINT FREE, AND NEITHER IS MY TIME, GRANTED I DO NOTHING WORTHWHILE WITH MY IT BUT I REALLY DONT CARE WHAT Y....I SHOULD STOP, SOMEONES FEELINGS ARE GONNA GET HURT, chillin wit max on spring break, oh yeah-stuck up ugly girls, rape prices, super fine 19yr/o mexican girls with 54 year old bf's-this aint mexico chill wit all that shit, loud ass black girls- thats why white women are takin YOUR men, baker california, my hooptie, the hyperextension of one's joint or the severe fracture of one's bones, getting kicked in the balls, the fact that espn dosnt cover skate news on sportcenter- but subject me to live coverage of danica patrick NOT winning another race, while we are on the subject women who try to intgrate male sports but suck and get the most media coverage and support *hint hint* michelle wie and danica patrick, the sun, the reckless use of curl activator throughout the black community, the fact that i do not own a ferrari rolls lambourghini, or even a car that runs well, crooked mechanics, the fact that i didnt go to Rock the Bells again this year, thats all till i remember some more.
