Hi! My name is Bethany Rogers, and I am a spy. My code name is Bitten, and that’s how most people know me. Oddly enough, some people think I am merely a fictional character, but I think that’s asinine. Obviously I’m not fictional, or I wouldn’t be here!
Anyway, as I was saying, I’m a spy. I work for an elite organization known as the Spy Chix . We are a team of tough, capable and sexy characters that work together to solve mysteries and apprehend bad guys. Together with our incredibly sexy partners, we often save the world from certain disaster.
Just recently we recovered a set of printing plates for the U.S. Treasury Department. That mission was a doozy! Before that we broke up a kidnapping ring in Egypt, and saved a lot of innocent people from unauthorized medical experiments in the process. We’ve taken down rogue drug lords in South America and on the X-Games circuit, and we’ve even captured a group of terrorists who were plaguing the International Space Station. We’re a busy group!
We’re also pretty diverse. We’ve got cat burglars, explosives experts, financial wizards, salesmen, car thieves and ex-cops. Many of us were criminals in our former lives. All of us are a bit crazy, or else we wouldn’t be here. You might recognize some of our operatives if you saw them: Xander Cage, Dominic Toretto, or the infamous Richard B. Riddick. Most of the others have managed to maintain a lower profile, so you’d never notice them in a crowd – unless you’re a bad guy. Then you still probably wouldn’t notice them, until it was too late.
You might ask how a nice girl like me got involved with this dangerous group? Well, that’s a long story. I used to be a pretty good gambler, and a really good cat burglar. I made a good living traveling to exclusive casinos all over the world, playing poker and lifting jewels from the other guests. Eventually I was caught and blackmailed into joining the SC. Now I’m their leader. Funny how that happened.
It’s been nearly eight years now, and boy has it been hard. My partner, Xander, got me shot on our first mission together. Then I contracted a freaky virus and lost my memory, and was kidnapped by my own boss and sent off to some godforsaken pyramid for a deep cover mission. Finally, things seem to be getting back to normal. I’m home, at our headquarters in the desert near Las Vegas. We just completed a big mission, and I’m ready for some rest and relaxation.
Now all I need is a massage and a plateful of donuts, and I’ll be happy.
You can read about some of our missions at this really cool message board called VinXperience. Feel free to check out our stories in the Collaborative Xperience forum. You’ll meet lots of other really cool people there, even though some of them really are fictional – like those nutcases who think they live in space! Honestly, some people are just whacked!
Oh, and just so you know, there is this really annoying “writer†who is always hanging around me. She can be so pushy! Sometimes she practically takes over my life! She even uses my name! She really ticks me off, but I can’t seem to get rid of her, so don’t be surprised if you see her lurking around here too.
