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Joey Elizabeth, Esq.

They can't see me, I can't see them!

About Me

I LOVE PENGUINS. I have a totally awesome boyfriend. I love you, Matt Smith! You rock my world! I'm 20 and I go to USF in Tampa. I'm a Criminology and International Studies double major (even though International Studies is entirely depressing). I'm a Taurus so go Taurians go. Ergo, I am stubborn about most things, but I am also a pretty patient person. Sometimes I play video games. I really am a very busy person, so I greatly enjoy relaxing with friends and doing some arts and crafts to de-stress.
Naturally Smart
You're a naturally smart person. Your intelligence comes to you naturally, rather than from instruction - and you are better with applied or more real-world things... which comes in handy, here in the real world.
0% applied intelligence
60% natural intelligence
Which famous Shakespeare play are you?
Great Scot! You're 'Macbeth!'
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What kind of muscle car are you?

1969 Dodge Charger R/T
You are a 1969 Dodge Charger R/T! You love your car.....it hauls ass, but you really don't like the new charger at all...at least you know you can whoop on it! You love burning rubber....but hate buying more and more tires...
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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
You Are a Strawberry Blonde
Men see you as flirtatious, but they also see you as a challenge
Because you're totally fearless and carefree
You've got the lightheartedness of a blonde, with the attitude of a redhead How Blonde Are You?
Your Spicy Score: Mild
You may not make the hottest first impression..
But you're definitely the type of girl that sticks in a guy's mind.
You prefer to play things cool. You know that good things come to those who wait.
And the amazing thing about you is that you get hotter over time! How Spicy Are You?
You Are a Fierce Femme
You have a wild side, and you aren't afraid to bring it out when the time is right.
But you also know when to hang back and keep your "crazy chick" persona in check.
In fact, some of your friends may be surprised to find out how far you can take it...
You may look mild mannered, but it's all an act! How Daring Are You?
You Are Artemis!
Brave, and a natural born leader.
You're willing to fight for what you believe in...
And willing to make tough decisions.
Don't forget - the people around you have ideas too! What Goddess Are You?
You Are Uptown
You are classy, cultured, and well educated. You are an expert on the finer things in live.
Your city girl persona loves all of the opportunities a city offers. But only in the best neighborhoods. Are You Uptown or Downtown?

My Interests

history (mostly European), movies, cars, sport bikes, artwork, politics, law, mythology, shiny things, film, love, martial arts, procrastination, riddles, word games, puzzles, and the all-encompassing word: stuff

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm, let's see..... Jake Gyllenhaal, some rock stars, the Supreme Court justices (except Scalia and Thomas because I might have to vomit), Ryan Cabrera (funny because I actually know a Ryan Cabrera that is quite cute and looks alot like the singer). This is all I can think of right now. I'll get back to you.As for Scott Lorberbaum I met him years ago. Thought he was cool, then years down the road, he tried to steal my hot boyfriend, Matt Smith. What a horny wanker.And last, but not least.... John Cena:

Music:

Watch Videos:

WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN? (Blink 182)

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Movies:

1776, The Boondock Saints, Bowling For Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, Red Dragon, Zoolander, Gone in 60 Seconds, Dodgeball, Barry Lyndon, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Shining, Final Fantasy Advent Children, The Life of David Gale

Television:

Star Trek (TNG and Voyager), The Simpsons, Family Guy, Boston Legal, 24, That 70s Show, CSI

Books:

The Great Gatsby, We, Cat's Cradle, Alice in Wonderland, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Harry Potter, Tender is the Night, The Beautiful and Damned, This Side of Paradise, The Handmaid's Tale, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Moby Dick