I finish last and so do other nice guys |
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the ve...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:26:00 GMT |
My Kind of Pick Up Lines!!!!!!!!! |
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:41:00 GMT |
Man LAW!!! |
Man Laws1. A drunken man must never be allowed to propose new man laws!2. It is alright for a man to cry, if he aquires season tickets!3. The lone man who is standing is bound to get anything fro...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:44:00 GMT |
20 Reasons how you know a girl is drunk |
1. She has absolutely no idea where her purse is.2. SHe believes that dancing with her arms overhead and wiggling her butt while yelling "WOOHOO!" is truly the sexiest dance m...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 22:46:00 GMT |
Get To Know Mike Double U |
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Mike Double UBirthday:06/15/87Birthplace:Munster, IndianaCurrent Location:Calumet City, ILEye Color:Light BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:5'9Right Handed or Left Ha...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 23:04:00 GMT |
This is Very True READ!!! |
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist.You say that whites commit ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:22:00 GMT |
AAAAHHHHH FFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK please read how i feel!!! |
so yeah thats how i feel AHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!! Cuz yeah i have so much to do in less than a week, for school i have to write so many papers and projects! As for money, i dunno im ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:15:00 GMT |
New Revised Girlfriend Application |
Fill this out for me if you think you are eligible for the job...Name:Age:Phone Number:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:What Do You Think Of My?Personality:Eyes:Face:Hair:...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 20:26:00 GMT |
Attractive Test |
Date: Nov 2, 2006 2:37 PM Subject ATTRACTIVE TEST Body: ATTRACTIVE TESTBody: Attractive Test ?Would you kiss me?[] yes[] no[]not tellingAm I?[] sexy as hell[] fine[] pretty[] beautiful![] cute[] okay[...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 22:19:00 GMT |
What Beats Getting Pulled Overed??? |
So yeah we were taking heather back to her cousins and we were on route thirty and a cop pulled us over me, steve, Josh, and Heather. And the cop pulled me over and asked do i know why he pulled me ov...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:33:00 GMT |
