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E.D. 209

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About Me

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder we rifle and loot Drink up me hearties, yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer we filch and sack Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack Drink up me hearties yo ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char inflame and ignite Drink up me hearties, yo ho! We burn up the city we're really a fright Drink up me hearties, yo ho! We're rascals, scoundrels villains, and knaves Drink up me hearties yo ho! We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs Drink up me hearties yo ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads Drink up me hearties, YO HO!!!!!!!!!! Well first off my name is geoph. my friends call me ffej, and me shady and rick are the coolest kids alive! i guess you can call me lazy, i find myself more energenic then others. so there! and i skateboard...and im better then that little bitch zack leske! I have some of the coolest friends alive J AND J FOR EVER BITCH! and i cant forget about my angel (i love you with all of my heart) !TACO BeLL! has got to be the best food in the entire world! excpet for chilles..and caroles cooking. You cant tell me that you have been to a good feast untill you come to my moms.(tritty can agree with me on that.) OLD STYLE and PBR is the way to go. Now if you want to have a great night you should get 22 bucks and get these three things...1. 30 pack of PBR 2. pack O' smokes 3. dice.The truth is that I'm an asshole, I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day I die. to sum it all up i rock.AIM=METRO6UALBTTRFLY
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeffrey T. Holderness
Birthday: 3-7-88
Birthplace: somerville new jersey
Current Location: CRYSTAL LAKE!!!!!!
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: durty durty blonde
Height: six doose
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: polish finish irish germen
The Shoes You Wore Today: ehhh...american eagle..ones
Your Weakness: something that im not aware of yet
Your Fears: bugs, all bugs but mostly spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: souths 8 stair
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: DAGGER
Thoughts First Waking Up: "ahhhhh, its gonna be a wonderful day!"
Your Best Physical Feature: me guns, eyes, lips, legs, ass
Your Bedtime: when ever
Your Most Missed Memory: summer time, mr. clc
Pepsi or Coke: mountain dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: they both suck
Chocolate or Vanilla: ehh
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe
Do you Smoke: cigs
Do you Swear: sure
Do you Sing: better then david radord
Do you Shower Daily: i do now
Have you Been in Love: omg yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: ha ha no!
Do you think you are Attractive: dood im drop dead sexy
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: at times
Do you like Thunderstorms: they turn me on
Do you play an Instrument: kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: a cig
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ya
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: comeback kid and terror show, mr. clc
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: sure
Ever been Beaten up: yes, over a parking spot
Ever Shoplifted: no never
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wanna be a fire man!
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green, blue or brown
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: sont matter
Weight: no fat chicks
Best Clothing Style: could care less
Number of Drugs I have taken: a billion-a billion=0
Number of CDs I own: a billion
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a lot
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My Interests

chillen with my peeps, dancing, skating, ultimate frizzzzzzzzzzz beeeeeeeeeeee, kickball, and all types of ill shtick! .. width="425" height="350" ..
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I'd like to meet:

-THE BLACK LABLE TEAM -David Radford -tritty 350 -Guy who invented PBR

Music:

AFI! Marilyn Manson, norma jean, a statick lullaby, tom petty, the ragdolls, the ackseat lovers, toy dolls, final war, tarence jay, thrice, poisen the well, comeback kid, THE MISFITS, 50 cent, catch 22, brand new, the ataris, tbs, my chemicle romance, the used, THE BLOOD BROTHERS, white snake, bunch of 80's music, bon jovi, the foundations, QUEEN, eminem, gwar, A.C., METRO SEXUAL BUTTERFLY, it dies today, iggy pop, darkest hour,the postal service, much much more

Movies:

-GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS -300!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

-on demand -robot chicken -family guy -the simpsons -aqua teen hunger force -drake and josh -the fairly odd parents -THE O.C. -South Park

Books:

-Night -any Goosebumps -whos afraid of virgina wolf -i hope they serve beer in hell -the zombie survival guide -any harry potter

Heroes:

-Nathan smith -Albie torres -Ottis -Mike Newkirk -ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM THE BIGGEST HERO OF THEM ALL. ask me why.