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Fiberoptik.Cook

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About Me

My name is Chris. This is my story.
I grew up in a small town in Western NY called Dansville. its about 50 miles south of Rochester and 40 miles north of Corning. I was born and raised there. Attended Dansville Central School, graduated and went on to go to GCC until my father lost his job at Xerox and we decided to move to Reston, VA shortly after. Um, I still have a lot of friends in NY yet none of them have bothered to visit (hint hint fuckers). Robert Jackson (AKA. Sir Robert, FuckStick, Senior Roberto Londa) is by far the craziest mother fucker around. We've had some crazy times including going out at 2AM and trying to shoot deer with my airsoft guns......end result was the shattering of my right hand side rear-view mirror....
Im 20 years old and live in suburbian Virginia. I drive a perl-white Mitsubishi 3000GT which apparently is not as quick off the line as a Honda Accord. That aside I am a pretty easy going guy. I hardly ever complain and usially keep to myself as much as possable. I am currently not in school (as is everyone else who is my age) but am working. I work desktop support at Sprint Nextel corporation and have been there for about a year now. I work a second job at Abercrombie&Fitch on the weekends in Tysons Corners at Tysons Mall. My plans for the future include being very studly....additonally I plan on aquiring a van and living reletivly close to a river (Thank You to my idol, Chris Farley).
Um, I love to rollerblade and watch skate movies like IMYTA, VideoGroove series and anything featuring Randy Spizer. I have a pair of Salomon Aaron Fineburg Pro Model skates with Fifty-50 frames and Senate wheels. I really stopped skating a few years ago. Um, I have a dog, he's a Hungarian Vislia. I also like playin' texas hold 'em and 8-ball pool. When I'm not working, I am usially at Starbucks in Reston Town Center drinking coffee and enjoying the sights.
I'm virgo if you havent alredy read the bio info down to the left. Um, I'm really tall and EVERYONE tells me that I have a really deep voice. I am now convinced that nobody ever really reads these things all the way to the end. So I'll give you clue to this whole thing. Keep reading on, if you want to know it... I guess I'm very work oriented and am a really good with computers.
AOL Instant Messenger = punkers10360
Um, I guess thats pretty much it.
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My Interests

Brunettes
Tall Women
Bikini's
Dress Suits
Any combination of the above listed

Fast Cars
New Electronics
Xbox
Blading
AirSoft
Paintball
Model Airplanes
Infomerricals
Beaches
Surfing
Driving Fast?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone...

Music:

Dead To You
Atreyu
Paul Oakenfold
Taking Back Sunday
Staind
Tiesto
Incubus
From Autumn To Ashes
Rage Against The Machine
AFI
Hawthorne Heights
Break the Silence
Rush
As I Lay Dying
Darkest Hour
Agony Scene
Eighteen Visions
Avenged Sevenfold
Thrice
Rise Against
Throwndown
Earth Crisis

Movies:

Fight Club
Enemy at the Gates
Syriana
Thanks for Smoking
The Sum of All Fears
The Hunt for Red October
Any 007
Top Gun
Harry Potters
Pirates of Silicon Valley
The Siege
Die Hard
Farenheight 9/11
Bowling for Columbine
Pulp Fiction
The Usual Suspects
Oceans 11
Oceans 12
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Kill Bill Vol. 2
The Bourne Identity
Sin City
Outbreak
Army of Darkness
The Big Lebowski
Anything Cheech and Chong
Cellular
Friday Night Lights
Garden State
Harold and Kumar
Hotel Rwanda
Meet the Fockers
Drive
Team America
Super Size Me
Bad Santa
The Aviator

Television:

Futurama (AS/FOX)
OC (FOX)
Leno (NBC)
Parental Control(MTV)
Real World (MTV)
The Sheild (??)
SNL (COM)
24 (??)
King Of The Hill (FOX)
Simpsons (FOX)
Law and Order (TNT)
Cheerleading (ESPN/ESPN2)
Lost (ABC)
CSI (Spike)
Family Guy (AS/FOX)
Robot Chicken (AS)

Anything on History
Anything on Fox News
Anything on Adult Swim
Anything on MSNBC
Anything on BloombergTV

My Blog

stupid fucking whores

im just kidding. anywho.....   i havent posted anything in forever.
Posted by Fiberoptik.Cook on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:04:00 PST

yet another handset.....

I guess working at sprint has its perks. I have been given yet another handheld. this one will quite possably the last phone/handheld that I will need for work. that aside I have got a total of 6 diff...
Posted by Fiberoptik.Cook on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

5000th profile view.

the next person to look at my profile will get the 5000th view award.   idk what it is. maybe a comment...   wow   bye
Posted by Fiberoptik.Cook on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:39:00 PST

visability

im at 4966.....goin hit 5000 soon
Posted by Fiberoptik.Cook on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:17:00 PST

blogging from my new mobile device

wow. so here it is the first bloh from my new mobile handheld. yey for motororla. yey haw
Posted by Fiberoptik.Cook on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:59:00 PST

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Posted by Fiberoptik.Cook on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:10:00 PST

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i have a refound faith in people.   thanks again
Posted by Fiberoptik.Cook on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

a long friggin day

yet another trimendous day followed by an abrupt end and long wait at dulles town center while my ride is gettin its shit worked on. if you keep along with this useless storyline you know that I raile...
Posted by Fiberoptik.Cook on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:34:00 PST

introductions

my name is chris and i have a beautiful white sports car.....
Posted by Fiberoptik.Cook on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:26:00 PST

fite cub quote

TrueJak302: Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.   Just another great quote from another great friend. Dont freak out, its just a movie quote....
Posted by Fiberoptik.Cook on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:07:00 PST