There is no I in Team |
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:23:00 GMT |
Man Laws!!! |
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jol...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:18:00 GMT |
15 Things to do while in Wal-Mart |
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of toma...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:19:00 GMT |
Redneck Special Forces |
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Okal...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:34:00 GMT |
letter to alcohol!! |
Dear Alcohol: First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're eve...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:04:00 GMT |
Drunk Dialing |
THE RULES OF DRUNK DIALING Body: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is falseadvertisement.2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don'tremember it, it didn't hap...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:02:00 GMT |
