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I'm just a crazy British guy trapped in the wild west of Texas. I'm kept busy with my 2 cats, Callie and Geebs, trying to avoid them, and trying to sleep while they attack me, jumping on my bed, chasing invisible things around the house, hoping to make the kill, and scratching me up while i sleep, hoping i won't notice. hiding behind furniture, pouncing on the wicked feet that roam the house.

Bush v Bush

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rowan Atkinson - I really love his ability to be a silent character.
John Cleese - My favourite Python.
People I have met who i thought were great:
The Pet Shop Boys - They were the most down to earth guys. We spent 2 hours chatting with them after their show.
Anguun - She is a great singer from Indonesia, and actually remembered me every time she saw me.
People I have met who I would love to punch in the Face:
Barry Williams AKA Greg Brady - He is only known for one thing, but he thinks he is God.
Goo Goo Dolls - Real pillacks. Don't respect the work you do for them.

My Blog

Beloit College Mindset List for 2012

This month, almost 2 million first-year students will head off to college campuses around the country. Most of them will be about 18 years old, born in 1990 when headlines sounded oddly familiar to th...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:49:00 GMT

Big changes ahead

Well last week a friend of mine called me and said there was a jobavailable at his company.  So I emailed him my resume, and he handed it on to his boss.  A day later, she called and we spen...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:12:00 GMT

Fark’s Headlines of the Year

2007 HOTY Candidates (condensed for your enjoyment)Its a lot to read, but well worth it.  Check out Fark.  Its a great viral news site.Word Play and Puns " Man sought in dessert shop killing...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:59:00 GMT

Twas the night before Festivus

'Twas the night before Festivus and all through Queens,Not a Costanza was yelling...as strange as it seems.The family was sleeping, just waiting for light.Saving their strength for the upcoming fight....
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:00:00 GMT

Sins of the Father

So last night, I had a wedding to attend.  For thoe of you who do not know, I am an ordained minister.  Performing weddings is a side gig of mine, done mainly for the cake.  So I got al...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:13:00 GMT

My Alcoholism

So this last week a friend of mine accused me of promoting her alcoholism.  She stated, and I quote "Most Likely to Encourage my Dangerous, Drunken Escapades."  Now, although I have been kno...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:17:00 GMT

Totally 80sr

So this weekend we had a totally 80's weekend. And as most parties at the grotto they require a costume. So what did I dress as you may ask. Well it started off as a joke, but became reallity. I w...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:53:00 GMT

THE BELOIT COLLEGE MINDSET LIST FOR THE CLASS OF 2011

Most of the students entering college this fall, members of the Class of 2011, were born in 1989. For them, Alvin Ailey, Andrei Sakharov, Huey Newton, Emperor Hirohito, Ted Bundy, Abbie Hoffman, and...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:54:00 GMT

Enjoying the smoke and fog

Its not often that I blog about anything serious, but I figured I would give it a try.  If has been a great week so far.  Relaxing and fun.  For those of you who don't know I am out in ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 00:13:00 GMT

Why I hate the French

Nobody likes the French, but most people don't know why.  Well, being English, I am bred to hate them.  They are vial, and snobby, particularly the Parisites.  So last week the Daily Te...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:51:00 GMT